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Old 14th Feb 2020, 10:49
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"See me later, sergeant, and I vill give you the address of my tailor."
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 11:47
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"You are a prime candidate for a reshuffle. I shall speak with Herr Johnson."
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 12:24
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I have just sailed up the Thames, please can you direct me to my cousin King George V1 I hear he has a couple of tasty daughters
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 12:41
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Herman arrived for his audition with the Village People!
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 12:51
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"I take it zat meanz zer promised luncheon ist gone"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 12:55
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"For you ve vill need gas mark 6 und un slow roast"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 12:57
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"Ver ist Pike, ve have come forz him"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 12:59
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"Vell zer boots fit and zer hat fits, as for zer rest I vould recommend using zer rope of zer gangplank to hold it all together."
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 13:01
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"Vhen they said zer Britisher Army had the ability to spread itzelf far unt vide, I thought ze ver talking tactics"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 13:09
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"So Goebbels was wrong when he stated that the U-boat blockade was starving the British population into submission!"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 13:10
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"Ahh, so you are zee pilot of Red 6?"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 13:23
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I see there shall be no "Blitzkrieg" in the British Army!
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 13:25
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"Sergeant, there could be room in the Cavalry for you - but the horses will not strong enough be."
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 13:42
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"I sought zis vos known as Blighty- it is more of a case of Gor Blimey!"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 14:30
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“Take me to the Duke of Hamilton immediately. I have important business to discuss.”
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 14:44
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I see you are admiring my medals from the Western Front. Got them from ebay
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 14:46
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...and be carefully with my luggage, I have the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, by Van Clump
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 14:52
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No matter where he was interned Lieutenant Gruber always thought back to his first, greatest love, Rene
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 15:33
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"After coming across on zer arctic convoy dodging icebergs, I now find myself dodging fatbergs."
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