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Old 15th Feb 2020, 13:18
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
"?sdrawkcab detnirp erutcip siht si yhw, tnaegreS"
“.skcirt izaN ruoy fo sseL. riS, t’nsi ti oN”
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 13:23
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The MPs were completely unaware that the false arm contained a comprehensive escape kit, 250gm of plastic explosive and enough cocaine to see him through to end of the war.
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 14:17
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Prince Harry arrives at another fancy dress party...
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 14:21
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“Relax ... Ich habe ein chit saying ‘Excused Saluting.’”
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 14:37
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“Ah, is that my mail from Der Fuhrer, sergeant? And where are my Red Cross Parcels ...or have you eaten them already?”
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 15:15
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"So that ist der plan Herman, dress as Britisher soldier and sneak out of Berlin if it all goes south, if I vas you I vould go vith Hess, at least his plan seems feasible."
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 16:03
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"Don't vorry sergeant, vhen ve take your country ve fill send you to von of our health camps ver hard vork and a balanced diet vill soon have ze veight off"
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 16:49
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"Welcome to England, Sir. We'll be most grateful for any help the EU can give us."
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 17:04
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"I feel almost at home already. Here iss Sergeant Zeppelin to greet me."
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 17:07
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The new PEdO arrives to get the regiment through the new fitness standards.
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 17:19
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You sink you vun de var, but ven Hugo Boss comes ve vill put your tailors completely out of business!
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 17:38
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“YOU are the Honourable Sergeant Wilson?! I have been misinformed!”
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 17:46
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“Welcome to Walmington-on-Sea, Oberleutnant or whatever. Your truck is over there ... Number 23. Oh, it’s another busy day for German prisoners, Sir. <giggle>.”
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 17:48
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Achtung Britisher, You may have left the European Economic Community, however you still have to obey EU (Germany) rules, You call this Disability accessible? Dummkopf
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 17:53
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German Officer calls out to the bridge. "Captain Von Hoskins, I don't think this is Kiel Harbour"
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 18:05
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I know you have come through Czechoslovakia, Austria, France, Belguim, Poland, Denmark, Norway. Hungary, The Balkans and the Netherlands without having to show your Passport, but this is the United Kingdom and we protect our borders, so No Passport we will have to deport you back, turn round and get back on board.
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 18:32
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Sergeant (thinks): "I may not be a very senior officer, and he doesn't look like President Kim either, but I've still got my notebook for top secret purposes."
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Old 15th Feb 2020, 19:21
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In a perfect English accent ... “Good morning. I am Herr Cummings, in disguise. Please take me to Number 10.”
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Old 16th Feb 2020, 04:58
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Originally Posted by fdr
Ich bin nicht rückständig, lieber englischer Schweinshund, es sind deine Augen. Wir haben Möglichkeiten, Ihr Sehvermögen zu reparieren, und können Ihren Umfang reparieren, wenn Sie es vorziehen, ohne Druck.
"Meine Augen sind geschlossen, Sergeant, ich kann nicht sehen ob das Photo arschabout ist. Und pass auf, ich falle sobald...."
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Take this one to Madam Tussauds for 'The Royal Collection' should scare the children at half term to do better
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