Caption Competition Mk II
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The MPs were completely unaware that the false arm contained a comprehensive escape kit, 250gm of plastic explosive and enough cocaine to see him through to end of the war.
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“Relax ... Ich habe ein chit saying ‘Excused Saluting.’”
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“Ah, is that my mail from Der Fuhrer, sergeant? And where are my Red Cross Parcels ...or have you eaten them already?”
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"So that ist der plan Herman, dress as Britisher soldier and sneak out of Berlin if it all goes south, if I vas you I vould go vith Hess, at least his plan seems feasible."
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"Don't vorry sergeant, vhen ve take your country ve fill send you to von of our health camps ver hard vork and a balanced diet vill soon have ze veight off"
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“YOU are the Honourable Sergeant Wilson?! I have been misinformed!”
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“Welcome to Walmington-on-Sea, Oberleutnant or whatever. Your truck is over there ... Number 23. Oh, it’s another busy day for German prisoners, Sir. <giggle>.”
I know you have come through Czechoslovakia, Austria, France, Belguim, Poland, Denmark, Norway. Hungary, The Balkans and the Netherlands without having to show your Passport, but this is the United Kingdom and we protect our borders, so No Passport we will have to deport you back, turn round and get back on board.
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In a perfect English accent ... “Good morning. I am Herr Cummings, in disguise. Please take me to Number 10.”
"Meine Augen sind geschlossen, Sergeant, ich kann nicht sehen ob das Photo arschabout ist. Und pass auf, ich falle sobald...."