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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:23
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You think you won the war? wait till they re start the Football World Cup
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:25
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SS Windrush delivers a new batch of immigrants
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:25
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Your name vill also go in zer book. Vot is it?
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:26
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Sergeant: "You're not by any chance Kenneth Mars are you?"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:26
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Nein! I cannot be seen with only one glove, get back up there fatty and find my other
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:28
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Which way is the Social Security Office?, I want to claim the Dole Money
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:29
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I wish to claim asylum, I was only following orders.
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:30
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You sink I'm bad? Vait till Fatty Mama Merkel takes charge...
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:37
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"Iss zat a Luger in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:56
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"That way to the War, Sir, up the gangway."
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 06:57
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Mein Gott! Ven did vee re-start zee Zepplin raids?
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 08:01
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"Are you in the Pie-oneer Corps"?
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 08:17
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"Cor, stone the crows! 'E's walked straight through the rope that only common seamen can climb over."
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 08:23
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"I wish I had a beer-belly. Why do the lower orders get all the fun?"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 08:45
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Tommy. " I'm sorry we torpedoed your Battleship Fritz and it went down so quickly. You know i'm amazed that you managed to abandon ship with your battledress and hand luggage with you. "
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 08:46
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Hmm come up and see me in my quarters ducky
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 09:33
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Gott in himmell, their supply and logistics must be incredible.
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 09:40
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"Look 'ere Fritz, I don't care if you are invading...I still have to ask ...Have you been to China in the last two weeks?"
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"There is no way these fat peasants can win the war."
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""Which way is Business Class, sergeant?"
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