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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 27th Feb 2020, 21:53
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My favourite is still the toast to the French Navy which has its origins at the Battle of Trafalgar: "A l'eau. C'est l'heure".
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Old 27th Feb 2020, 21:57
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Old 27th Feb 2020, 23:47
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They also had "Hairy with the light brown jeans" and "Ealing is a madderer Tame".
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 16:41
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Thanks Wensleydale! Have at this one,chaps.....
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 16:43
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I'm a big fan of puns, However you have to be careful not to use too many, once you get into double figures you might think you got a laugh, but in reality no pun in ten did...

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Old 28th Feb 2020, 16:48
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"Whoa, I think he's just put the hair brakes on!"
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 16:58
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Greta T has the answer to the problem of aviation threatening the planet.
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 17:34
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Now is this a What Airfield, What Cockpit, What Engine, What Airline is this competition?
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 17:36
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The Ahmish finally find a better mode of transport
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 17:40
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Horsa bridge is brought in to cross the Caen Canal
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 17:49
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....and this is a side effect of taking Canabis
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 17:52
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American Airlines Retro jet turns horse-leg onto finals
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 19:11
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""MCAS"....that's a funny name for a horse!

"Well, to be honest, I don't know why he's called that but he's certainly got a mind of his own!"
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 20:05
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Early test flight of the Harrier's Pegasus engine.
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 20:07
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First Stage Rocket.
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 20:30
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Things seen overtaking a Jaguar No 1.......
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 21:47
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When Bloggs told me he thought he could get an animal powered craft airborne, I said "Pigs might fly!"
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 21:49
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The good neigh-bour jet

Vague recollections of an ad from way back, early BAe 146?
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 21:54
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You'll find it flies a very stable approach...
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Old 28th Feb 2020, 22:22
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Well Ebenezer, this certainly doth beat churning Butter!
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