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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 16th Feb 2020, 07:39
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Vot is you name for my book? Don't tell him Pike..DOH
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Old 16th Feb 2020, 07:42
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At Tilbury Docks the cruise ship passengers were met at the gangplank and shown to their tour busses. The German tourists showed a enthusiasm for the Cabinet War Room tour
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Old 16th Feb 2020, 09:40
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. . . . and what did your Father do in the War, Mr. Blobby?
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Old 16th Feb 2020, 13:30
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“My name ist Dennis, and I fly a Sturmvogel.”
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Old 16th Feb 2020, 22:33
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Nice try Yank, but you are still going into 14 days quarantine!
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Old 16th Feb 2020, 22:37
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Yes, you only wear one glove while playing golf, Sergeant Trump

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Old 17th Feb 2020, 16:22
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Having gracefully descended the stairs the contestant did not see how he had been paired with the fat slob for the Dancing on the Jetty competition. Hoped his bemused looks did not give away his true feelings
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Old 17th Feb 2020, 16:26
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As Philip arrived in London for his forthcoming wedding to Princess Elizabeth he secretly wished he had been in the Luftwaffe as they had better uniforms than the Navy. But was VERY glad not to have been in the Army
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Old 17th Feb 2020, 16:29
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.....and for breakfast I would like the Full English, and don't forget the Black Pudding this time, or there WILL be trouble
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Old 17th Feb 2020, 18:30
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Being a prisoner was bad. The food was going to be worse.
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 06:53
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Over 110 entries to this one, and hard to judge, but I award it to the very first entry, from Hydromet:

Michael von Jackson is not impressed by Sgt. Schultz.
Your award will be sent to you when it has finished its 14 days quarantine after getting off the Diamond Princess. Achoo!
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 08:41
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Cough, cough, hang on while I blow my nose. Thank you, Ascend Charlie, I will have it disinfected as soon as it arrives. Meanwhile...


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Old 18th Feb 2020, 09:07
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Coughman Starter Trophy? Sorry...
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 09:19
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CIA reveals new Beer-Boarding technique.
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 09:45
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Coughman Starter Trophy? Sorry...
I think this should get its own prize for something.
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 10:01
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Of course you can't see. You didn't use the anti fog, idiot!
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 10:06
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"This shave better had be as good as you promised!"
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 10:08
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Public Information Film: "And wearing a gas mask doesn't stop our brave warriors from enjoying all the normal pleasures of life..."
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 10:35
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Despite using The Personal Beer Filter, Schlitz still tasted like Schitz.
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Old 18th Feb 2020, 10:49
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The Army teaches recruits that Army-brew beer is palatable.
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