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Old 11th Feb 2020, 20:30
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Old 12th Feb 2020, 00:16
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No No No!

That's not how to stick it up your camo where the sun don't shine!
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Whilst everyone agreed that it was an efficient method of delivering the balloon artillery decoys, their arrival in pieces somewhat diminished the effect.
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When Sir Alan said " Your Fired " at Piers he meant it
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Hoskins, having opened the breech looked up it and could not see the sky, curiosity got the better of him and he climbed up the barrel. He did not however hear the tank commander call, 'Load 1 HE and fire'
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Sec of State for Defence: "Advise me. The Navy want it because they say it'll float; the Air Force want to fill it with hydrogen and fly it, and the Army want it so much they've painted it in their colours. But would someone please tell me what it is!"
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The TARDIS Chameleon circuit proves troublesome again
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If Yung Fat Wun can blow away his uncle with an anti-aircraft gun, Forrest Trump thinks he can remove all the obstructions in Congress with this one.
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I think it said something like "I"m bursting for a pee."
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Germanys early trials at launching modules of the ISS..
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Nein - 88 Miles per Hour - not 88mm PaK.
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Apologies for letting this one run on for a bit. Got caught up in something else.

Many worthy entries, but for also adding a little aviation content, the CST is awarded to

Ascend Charlie for


When the fighter pilots saw this unusual object on the ground, and relayed the message to higher command by drawing it in the sky, they got into trouble.

The trophy will be silently delivered by the German artillery.
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Old 13th Feb 2020, 20:03
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Honoured to receive it (Ow!!) but unable to put up a pic just yet, so,

Open House for the first lucky slugger.
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Can't keep the Captioneers waiting! AC, happy to let you judge this one too...
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