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Old 8th Jul 2020, 09:56
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It's my left thumb....honestly.
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Old 8th Jul 2020, 10:03
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Fellow Transformers, I'm debating transforming back into a yellow taxicab as it might be quicker.
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Well yes, I was a Cyberman, but these days one likes to be called a Transcyber..
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Some people are taking their Personal Protective Equipment precautions a bit too far.
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I'm pre-programmed to spout nonsensical and irrational statements....... AND I'm running for President...
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Danger Will Robinson... excess baggage allowance charges..
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Well, she explained, it fitted in the Hand Baggage size contraption at the gate, so what's your problem?

Nutty great minds think alike
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Iron Man? Noooo I'm the British version...Bacofoilman.
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That's my assistance robot, it has 4 (four) groinal attachments, like his father Kryten 2X4B-523P.
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I'm going for an audition with Compressorhead - they're looking to add a ukulele player to the lineup for their 2021 tour...
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The Cabin Crew found a 10 minute to re charge through a 19 hour flight was more than sufficient. looks forward to the revised QF1 non stop...
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Last time i was strapped into a seat, it was in a Volvo and i was driven into a concrete wall at 50mph ......i wonder whats going to happen next
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.... uses its hand to mask it was looking at Porn..... Steam Trains on the Basingstoke line...
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amazing what you can pick up at the Departure shops, All I went into Victoria's Secrets for was a set underwear, but the Mannequin took my eye....
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Old 8th Jul 2020, 14:20
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The new Sky Marshall tactical gear was a bit of a giveaway...
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The rules of American Football have now been changed to allow players consisting of up to 100 per cent armour and no meat to take part.

Problems could arise if the match is far enough away for transport by air to be necessary. Here, Hank has sent his body armour on ahead but he could not get a First Class seat booking for it.
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Old 8th Jul 2020, 15:43
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I'm not a number, I'm a free man.
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The secret of the man in the Iron mask was revealed when Prince William was spotted seeing off the usurper at Heathrow Airport.
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Boeing Chief of Commercial Programs to 737 MAX Program Manager

Just "jedi mind trick" the FAA again, they will never notice we did the remainder of the flight testing in revenue service......
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