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Old 20th Aug 2020, 12:06
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Don't you just hate it when someone has to show off their expensive fishing lure.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 12:07
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"I'm flying, Jack! I'm fly- oh, wrong end."
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Quick drive the tug over after it, then we will tell them we had brake problems and the evidence will be gone so to speak...
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 12:08
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Now you've got room for our "bloody Chinook"!
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 12:09
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Better write it up as gyros toppled and jet followed.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 12:15
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RN having second thoughts about the self parking option.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 12:35
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We normally throw the tiddlers back, said the Phantom Pilot..
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 12:37
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Admiral calls up the Captain from his bathroom. Check the weights and balance again would you, my bath is fuller at the back than the front..
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 12:40
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Normally one waits for the wheels to be on the deck before one does a Bolter...
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 13:06
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"They've gone bananas!"
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 13:22
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Defence cuts ... the easy way.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 14:38
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A shame, but it had to go ... it tested positive.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 14:40
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RAF aircraft with engine trouble seeks friendly runway
Sharkey, not on my bloody deck ....
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 14:42
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Air Boss to Flight Deck Supervisor.
Thanks for getting the Pilot out before tipping it over the edge
Supervisor,
" Did we?" .
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 14:44
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As Ark Royal approaches retirement, Sharkey comes up with a way to stop those blasted crabs getting hold of his aircraft
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 14:46
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Royal Navy regretted taking Hoskins on secondment
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 14:49
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Engineering Boss gets fed up with the hangar Queen, takes drastic action. Writes it up as ' Pilot Error' and is congratulated for saving the Aircrew.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 15:00
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No, I really can't see you getting a PDA if you include that particular manoeuvre. Now, if it was an S.2......


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Old 20th Aug 2020, 15:13
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Not an Entry

Which reminds me

The latest editions, the bold Buccaneers
Are so underpowered that they bring you to tears
Lets hope dear old Kruschev will wait till the days
When the two Gyron Juniors are exchanged for Speys

Cracking show, I'm alive,
But I still have to render my A25
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 15:25
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When I said "buccaneer" I meant the captured pirate who died in the sick bay. Do I need to explain everything?
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