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Old 20th Aug 2020, 09:42
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Steady steady ...let her go. That's the latest link in the scuba diving reef sorted
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 09:44
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It's a lot less bover with a hover. Hey catchy phrase .... can we ditch the cats and traps now?
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 09:45
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Admirals crazy golf hole no 8 just got a little bit trickier...
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 09:52
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I get the need to defend Hong Kong Admiral, but shouldn't we build the artificial Island before deploying the squadron to the Spratlys?
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 09:52
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I'm a super high tech strike aircraft, not a performing seal. Just refuel me!
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 10:04
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"I was determined the crabs wouldn't get this one!" responded the bearded suspect.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 10:06
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That's another fine mess you gotten me into!
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 10:42
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But Sir, this is how we always dried them on the Ark Royal?
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The stude departed rapidly before the QFI could ask again if he had read the pilots notes thoroughly.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 10:50
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The order “Deploy Starboard Thruster” clearly does not mean what you think it does, Hoskins!!
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 10:55
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"No Sir, I didn't put all the rubbish sacks in your hangar!"

"I asked Hoskins to throw them over the side earlier and then help get the Aircraft below deck....uh oh..."

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Old 20th Aug 2020, 11:10
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"Damn - I left my aircrew watch on board....."

"That's a coincidence - so did Hoskins and I."
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 11:23
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“Sir, are Buccaneers VTOL?”

”No Hoskins, why do you ask?”

”Er.......no reason sir......”
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 11:45
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Hoskins' attempt to claim both flying pay and submariners' pay was novel, but ultimately unsuccessful.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 11:46
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So this was what the Atlas crewman was watching through his binoculars.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 11:51
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Errrm......... Signal to Admirality, attempted boarding by pirates defeated and at least one Buccaneer was sent to Davy Joneses locker...




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Flap harder Frank!!!!!
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 11:58
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If we can close the air brake it should go down faster.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 12:03
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Look on the bright side. At least going off the back means that the boat won't run over you.
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