OK time to call this one.
3rd is Pennywashers
This virtual reality kit is so good, you could believe the RAF actually has a flying aircraft.
2nd is ShyTorque
Lying Barstewards - I can see right through their window ....Stores DO have aircrew watches in stock!
And the winner is Ascend Charlie with
"It's a helluva crosswind, captain, but you're still on the centreline!"
Trophy will be airdropped as soon as they can find you.