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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 20th Aug 2020, 04:01
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No, no, no! That's not how you do the Triple Lindy!
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WAVE OFF!!!!!
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Did you leave the window open?
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Well done sir, you fought long and hard, but now i really must insist you eject.
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It that's the size of the worm, what the 'ell is the size of Jaws....
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I think we are close enough now so 'Bomb Gone....'
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"Splash One!"
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Sharky will do anything to claim a kill...
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"We've run out of pianos".
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 07:05
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It's a new song from Simply Red called "Rolling Buccaneers"

or

It's a new song from Steely Dan called "Reeling Buccaneers"
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Thompson...I asked you to wash the jet....
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What happens when Pilots are rude to deck crew?
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 07:37
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Damm thought the 659 length flight deck was in yards not feet.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 07:39
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'1Mc ... Now hear this Now hear this..Last call for breakfast '
Damm leave it there till after the full English...said the Pilot
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“Tell the Admiral to go easy when letting the ship’s clutch out next time!”
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No Hoskins, you should never leave it parked in reverse gear.
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Nah... you'll still get a job with Swissport after this Nutty.

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Next time, fold the wings after you have reached the deck.

Good photo, AC. This one could run and run.
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Old 20th Aug 2020, 08:52
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Good photo, AC. This one could run and run.
[Notacaption] Interesting story behind it too... [/Notacaption]

Tech log entry: parking brake needs attention?
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Just cumming up on the location of the Russian sub, steady, steady ...let her go.. like to see how the Captain explains that to the Kremlin ...
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