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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 16th Aug 2020, 16:55
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Hey, if you rotate this wheel you get all these really cool coloured patterns.....
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 17:12
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Nope the number 2 prop is definitely feathered
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 18:33
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Do you have any idea how boring it is, watching this same bloody channel day after day?

Don't blame me -- it was Hoskins that lost the remote control.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 19:34
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Pit to Bottas, Nope we cant see Hamilton any more, think your wont win.... again...
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 20:31
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 20:57
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Please don't tell me this device is recording what I'm looking at!
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 21:16
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If we see anything through these x-ray/infrared/UV/ultrasound/radar/antistealth binoculars, do we still log it as "Mk I eyeball"?
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 21:40
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It's definitely the painting of The Fallen Madonna with the big boobies !

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Old 16th Aug 2020, 22:04
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
I used to work at a major Lear dealership, glad you recognise the Lear “disease“ crew symptoms..
I was at a Learjet service centre...

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Old 16th Aug 2020, 22:05
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WOW these new bins are good ! I can see Barnard Castle and Dominic Cummings from here.

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Old 16th Aug 2020, 22:15
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Originally Posted by ivor toolbox
I was at a Learjet service centre...

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We were both, dealers and service centre at Cranfield
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 22:17
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I can’t believe we are still using an Aldi’s lamp in the 21st century.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 22:24
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fish

I see no ships... "only hardships!"
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 22:55
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Look, I realise that your eyesight may be failing, but the FE panel is behind you.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 23:08
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"It's a helluva crosswind, captain, but you're still on the centreline!"
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Old 17th Aug 2020, 04:13
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Right. Which of you smart arses glued my Binoculars?
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Old 17th Aug 2020, 07:14
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Having returned to Base, Hoskins wondered why he was called ...(snigger ) Panda. Oh how the rest of the crew smiled
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Old 17th Aug 2020, 07:18
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In a further move towards automated flight deck, Johnny 5 takes over the observer duties
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Old 17th Aug 2020, 07:20
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The CO Pilot turned round from looking out his window and discovered why the observer had not seen any immigration vessels all day
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This virtual reality kit is so good, you could believe the RAF actually has a flying aircraft.
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