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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 15th Aug 2020, 15:09
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Lean to the left!
Lean to the right!
Stand up, sit down!
Fight! Fight! Fight!

- Ed

(actual high school football cheer.)
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Old 15th Aug 2020, 16:35
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Not a Caption

I shall judge at some random hour tomorrow morning, once Im reasonably awake and before the task becomes too large for me to manage!
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Old 15th Aug 2020, 16:59
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So you see General, we can get rid of the 8 lazy riflemen and give the remaining platoon member my machine Gun, said Mr Maxim, having been rebutted by the US Army first.
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Old 15th Aug 2020, 19:47
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
The Learjet co pilots association ( front row ) meet up with Ex members of the Captains associaton
Very droll there Nutty. ( Learjets are one of my type ratings btw)

Ttfn
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 06:52
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Ah Breakfast time lads, Bacon's a bit overdone though
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 08:46
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Originally Posted by ivor toolbox
Very droll there Nutty. ( Learjets are one of my type ratings btw)

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I used to work at a major Lear dealership, glad you recognise the Lear “disease“ crew symptoms..
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 09:31
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CAPCOM 200816

My initial offering would have been The young Lt Gruber was pleased to discover some of his comrades had similar leanings.

Anyway scores on the doors, etc.

Commendations [in order of posting] to

Buster Nein, Im not a smoker, I was just following orders. (Wrong War, but still funny!)

Nutty And as your Government official it is my duty to warn you that smoking can kill you, now let's get those fags put out and get back to the trenches ok..... (Ho Ho Ho)

Kiltrash During a BBC Trace your family tree it was revealed that Doc Martin had German Ancestors (well spotted!)

Historical accuracy Award

Chu Chu Operation Michael slows as lead units overrun BEF tobacco stores. ('nuff said!)

THE WINNER

Dan Gerous For God's sake Willi, it's a 10 second exposure. Can't you leave your mobile phone alone for a while?

Trophy en-route, Dan ... no quarantine required from this location!


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Old 16th Aug 2020, 10:24
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Thanks MPN11 I wasn't expecting that. I saw this pic earlier in the week, Ref the A400 refugee spotting flights, and thought it would be a good pic for a capcom.




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Old 16th Aug 2020, 11:02
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"...and as they turn into the back straight for the last time..."
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 11:05
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"pink bikini, 10 o'clock, just by the breakwater, woof! Oh my, she's going topless...
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I’d turk her in the burka...
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 11:27
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Ahhhh it’s a false alarm, it’s just a couple of kids washed out to sea on an inflatable frankfurter, I suggest we try further up along the coast.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 11:28
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Learjet Captain gets promoted to A400 co pilot.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 11:30
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No skipper, that's the 10am Calais to Dover ferry - full of holiday-makers who will need to self-quarantine...
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 11:32
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If I didn’t know better I’d say its two guys on gocarts.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 11:38
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Well it meets the brief, look out for rubber vessels containing new seamen, but it’s a condom...


I know there is a A in it.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 11:40
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I better snag these image stabilised binos when we get back as my watch is still blurred.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 11:42
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They appear to have painted a message on the side of that strange shaped grey vessel, it says..... “Beware of the prop”
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 12:28
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Relax, Garrett. I'll hand over the binoculars in plenty of time before we reach that beach.
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Old 16th Aug 2020, 13:08
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Imagine what I could see if I was looking out a window!
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