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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Barnard Castle Sir?, turn left at the end, turn right at Trafalgar Square, up the Strand and Fleet Street, left at New Change and straight up the A1, left onto the A66 at Scotch Corner and follow the signs - you can't miss it, unless you're blind of course...
Join Date: Mar 2010
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"Very interesting, Sir. Now I don't know what your job really is, but just move along ... NOW, Sir."
Join Date: Mar 2010
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"I'm heading for my tailor, Constable. Where's the nearest Primark, please?"
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
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DC gets a new role as narrator for the BBC's new series of Trumpton:
"Here comes the policeman, the big friendly policeman, P.C McGarry No.452..."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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"Nobody expects the SPADish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the PM, and a scruffy dress code..."
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"Good try, Sir, but the camera caught you dropping that offensive weapon in public."
Join Date: Mar 2010
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"Your taxi is there, Sir ... the one with the bold blue and yellow markings."
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Horsham, England, UK. ---o--O--o---
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Now, sir. We've heard about your usual method of er'hem, "eye test." That is just not acceptable; so we have arranged a proper test for you. Just come this way!
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The bloody Labour Party hung me in my doorway in this baby bouncer, can you cut me down please?
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Why can’t you just shake my hand every morning Like everyone else instead of spitting on your hand, slapping me on the head and saying morning slap.
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Geez, I need new glasses you’re all blurry