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Old 21st Aug 2020, 12:51
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And that's how Nutloose got his nickname....

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Old 21st Aug 2020, 13:10
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"Buccaneers on the starboard quarter, Captain! And he's keeping up with us."

"Prepare to repel boarders."

"And how do you repel boarders?"
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Old 21st Aug 2020, 14:17
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Illegal immigrants will get a hell of a shock when they see this in the Chunnel!!!
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Old 21st Aug 2020, 18:14
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Don't think Chaplin quite has this 'Burial at Sea' quite right....
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Old 21st Aug 2020, 18:15
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Think we are gonna need some bigger chocks, ... What Magnum or Cornetto's?
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Old 21st Aug 2020, 18:17
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Look, if you had wanted to join the Submarine Service all you had to do was ask...
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Old 21st Aug 2020, 18:19
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Oh how the crew turned out to see Lt Cdr Smithers performs his first ,and last, LSO shift....
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Old 21st Aug 2020, 19:21
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"And this is what happens to the fleets of naughty admirals who disagree with the Strategic Defence Review."
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Old 21st Aug 2020, 19:22
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Regulation 2,510: During the playing of the National Anthem, sailors stand to attention and salute, no matter what.
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Old 21st Aug 2020, 19:31
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CNN News, as Artificial Intelligence defeats manned aircraft, the Navy have no use for Aircrew.

Was somehow lost in translation to read Aircraft ...
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Old 21st Aug 2020, 19:56
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I do belive that's Nutloose, leaning over the edge sobbing his eyes out at the loss of another beloved Buccaneer....It cannot get any worse he sobbed.....

Hello Dearee said Buster as he greeted his old friend...

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Old 21st Aug 2020, 23:46
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A difficult one to judge - great entries from the usual suspects,
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Wensley launching pianos #5288
Treadi with a clever pun on the songs of rolling back the years
Hydro in reverse gear
Penny folding his wings before landing
Buster with Cap'n West rejecting one that isn't the best

But I go with Martin the Martian:
Look on the bright side. At least going off the back means that the boat won't run over you.

Look for the award about 1/2 nm from the Buccaneer over'ere.

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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 06:24
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Like Hoskins a bit late ...

One more step, One more step asked the photographer trying to get the perfect frame with the setting Sun

congratulations Martin well done

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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 15:49
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Good heavens. I couldn't have done it without you all.

Here you go, chaps:

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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 16:34
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Julie was distracted by an unfamiliar pink object ....
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 16:42
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“.... and this small door is the access to the Navigator’s compartment ,,, “
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 18:07
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And the aquamarine on the roundel is because it's a Hurricane. If it had been a Spitfire, it would have been supermarine.
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 18:37
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Now can any of you bright students tell me where this bit goes? ....Anyone. .. no seriously can anyone tell me where it goes, seem to have a part left over
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 18:41
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A young Nutloose works his way to the front of the students. Now normally it's the smaller ones at the front...
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 18:43
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Only when the instructor looked down he realised he had perhaps shined his shoes extra shiny that day...
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