Caption Competition Mk II
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaa.. nope, it’s not me, ok Mr Cummings I am charging you with being in possession of an offensive weapon, namely halitosis.
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“But, officer, I need to go and get a haircut!”
”Very funny, Sir ... so do I.”
”Very funny, Sir ... so do I.”
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Unfortunately, the glove appears to have remained behind, sir.
May I suggest a big helping of beans followed by a bowl of PPrunes?
With due acknowledgement to Dan Gerous and his entry.
May I suggest a big helping of beans followed by a bowl of PPrunes?
With due acknowledgement to Dan Gerous and his entry.
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Damn where’s my watch, ok please bend over again.
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Last, Last orders please. Based on 'Ask a Policeman' mine would have beenAh Officer, I have just written the PM' s letters of last resorts for him as he was ' busy' with Ms Arcuri. I need to get them to HMNB Clydesdale, where is the nearest post box?
Ah Officer I hear they are recording the new series of Danger Mouse, I want to audition for Penfold, where is the studio?
Judge in one hour after the dogs gets his morning walk...
Ah Officer I hear they are recording the new series of Danger Mouse, I want to audition for Penfold, where is the studio?
Judge in one hour after the dogs gets his morning walk...
In First place place we have MPN11 with
In second place we have Wensleydale with
In Third place we have Penny with
Over to you MPN once the trophy completes its latest tour.
"I'm heading for my tailor, Constable. Where's the nearest Primark, please?"
"Not me! It was Diane Abbott who calculated that the police should be paid about £2k per year!"
Unfortunately, the glove appears to have remained behind, sir.
May I suggest a big helping of beans followed by a bowl of PPrunes?
May I suggest a big helping of beans followed by a bowl of PPrunes?
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Mon Dieu! Encore une fois? Merci bien, mon petit!
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But I am social distancing, Otto is at the end of zer row, see...