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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 14th Aug 2020, 05:33
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As they smoked their third cigarette of the day, Corporal Hitler thought that "The Third Rauch" had a bit of a ring to it...
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In Germany, the Youth took time off from guarding Hitler, smoked cigarettes nervously while waiting for their A Level results
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Thr RSM was aghast with horror at the troops behaviour. Do your tunic up von Hoskins he bellowed don't you know there's a war on
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Success! We haff done it! Zer Treadigraph cannot sink of zer caption!

Dumkopf! Zat is not zer success! Success will only be assured when zer Kiltrash can only sink of ten...
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For God's sake Willi, it's a 10 second exposure. Can't you leave your mobile phone alone for a while?

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The photographer, a Cpl Hitler, made a note of all those leaning to the left.
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Magdeburg Men. We don't do Menthol.
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The Bavarian Glee Club in one of its lighter moments.

The Club is well known for its opening number : "Hawking and Hacking" by Offenbark.
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In the trenches it was always unlucky to be the third light, so while on R&R the men chain smoked to make up. It was a lot safer...
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After three years of improvements, German front-line bunkers have all the comforts of home.
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Old 14th Aug 2020, 11:42
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The firing squad took a well deserved break as Kim Jun Un looked for another General to fire
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Old 14th Aug 2020, 12:01
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Nutty shares his photos from the Blue Oyster Club.
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Of Buster enjoying himself.
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Slope Arms was order they had never heard before.
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Von Richtofens 'Flying Circus' do their pre flight walk through

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The Red Arrows: the early years
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Gerhard, centre, discovers what happens when you don't pay attention to how low your cigarette has burned.
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Manfred, second from left, begins to have his doubts about Wolfgang.
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Dear Mum, Having a wonderfull time on the 'Jolly Boys Outing to Margate'
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The rest of the Squadron were glad to have a few days R&R away from the front line. However the Baron stayed behind with their wives.
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