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Old 16th May 2020, 10:08
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I thought it odd when the attendant gave us this gear cos of the slow leak. Well it's his fault we went over our half an hour.
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After successful release of the canopy, the ejection sequence commenced with the rearmost seat, and progressed rapidly and successively forward.
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Old 16th May 2020, 10:11
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The Jamaican Navy trials its new mini-sub.
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Old 16th May 2020, 11:51
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I thought the point of a suicide mission was to destroy something, not just to die.
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Get a genuine scale plastic model of a world-changing weapon with every packet of Rice Krispies. Six in range. Size of item shown: 2".
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Old 16th May 2020, 12:59
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If this is such a "Fantastic Voyage", where in the Heck is Raquel Welch?



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Old 16th May 2020, 13:29
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Bond was always so careless with the technical equipment issued to him that Q decided to accompany him - and Moneypenny came along as well...
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Old 16th May 2020, 14:24
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Top Gear really went downhill after Clarkson, May and Hammond left.
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Old 16th May 2020, 16:06
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The Minions attack Alantis
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The US Submarine fleet takes on more downed flyers, find a novel way to increase rescue capacity
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Old 16th May 2020, 16:09
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Boris discovers his 'roadmap' is not waterproof or watertight after all
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Old 16th May 2020, 16:12
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The DOD scale back the mission requirements of the Virginia Class and crew
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Old 16th May 2020, 16:14
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Feeling confident having got inside the escorts the Chinese prepare the attack run on the Queen Liz Carrier
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Old 16th May 2020, 16:16
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Not even the judges of (insert your country here) 's got talent were expecting what happened next
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Old 16th May 2020, 16:21
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After a particularly long mission they were glad to have used Duracell Batteries. (Other claimed long life batteries are available )
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Old 16th May 2020, 16:24
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Why does a one man sub need a crew of three? Was a question not asked by the IJN forces at Pearl Harbour
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Old 16th May 2020, 18:32
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Ramming speed!
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Having finally won independence for her country, Wee Jimmy Crankie Nicola Sturgeon reviews operations aboard the Scottish Navy's submarine, HMSS Nessie...
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Somehow I think this riding a torpedo thing isn't going to work to our advantage....

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