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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 09:51
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Oooh, that was hard, Missus! Excellent work, chaps, have a day off in self-isolation!
CapCom - Personal Chortle Ratings (PCR, non-Covid)

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Wensleydale … "No. The CO said 'Remember the Alamo'".

Hydromet … I know all the best battles occur on the edge of the map, but this is ridiculous!

Traffic Is Er Was … Wilkins starting the engine had a disastrous effect on mission planning.

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132bodHoskins, you need to improve your evasive maouvering - Look at all the hits the practise triple-A got on you!

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Chu Chu … Maybe if we just walk into the mess and act casual, someone will let slip where we've landed.

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Nutloose … Good God, they've used the CO's dogs name as the success codeword, Spot will have all the acne brigade up in arms.


Trophy sanitised and consigned to Jersey Post ... ETA next Thursday.
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 11:11
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Well done all, esp Nutty, letsbehavinyou. ...
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 11:17
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And it's open house......wooohoooo OK first to post a picture, its all yours
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 12:32
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How about this?

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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 12:53
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“Everyone ready?”
”Yesss-Sir!”
“OK ... Gear UP!”
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 12:54
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Yup, yup, definitely pregnant, I can feel it wriggling...
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 13:50
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Did you use the 5-minute epoxy, or the 1-hour kind?
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 14:07
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If Hoskin's idea works, we'll be able to carry 300 pounds of extra fuel on a VTO mission.
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 15:20
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Now, children, all the cheerful crabs wave one claw around in the air and - GEORGE, I can see you even if you're hiding your face.
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 15:21
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Pilot: When I said I'm sure it'll buff out, I didn't think I'd be doing the buffing.
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 15:44
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Hi, nice to meet you, my names Jack.....wow, me to....hey...me as well!
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 16:04
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....and there were only 3 contestants in the ' Keep a hand on the plane to win a free holiday to Durham contest'
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 16:06
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Having parked overnight at Liverpool the Superglue on the aircraft to deter thieves proved it's worth
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 16:08
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Nope can't see it but can defiantly feel it. You know this Chameleon circuit sure works
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 16:10
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While waiting for Nutloose to waken up from his Sunday Lunch bevy the trainees thought they would get in some extra tuition in peace
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 16:14
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These new smart planes make maintenance so easy. You just keep pressing parts until the airplane says "Owww" !
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 16:19
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The modern Navy is very touchy-feely...
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Hoskins, aged 6 , wins the ' pin the tail on the donkey' game, donkey however screamed THAT'S NOT MY BACKSIDE
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Old 2nd Aug 2020, 16:21
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Paramedic on left, ok lads that's 15 minutes with no pulse so gonna call it. OK ?.... Should have gone to Specs avers
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“Just one question ... how does this aircraft get out of this office?”
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