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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 13th May 2020, 15:39
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Heheheheheheeee, I wonder if David Clark has realised I have nicked his headset yet?
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Old 13th May 2020, 15:43
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IS that your car outside my house I see Roger.
Roger It is,....
What are you doing there? Roger
Rogering your wife, Roger...
No wait, all done, Roger is Out.........



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Old 13th May 2020, 17:11
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Judging tomorrow, so Nutty there is still time for you to post something funny
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Old 13th May 2020, 17:22
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Look in the mirror if you want a larf..
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Old 13th May 2020, 21:28
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Aircraft flies at 800 MPH. Gives slight handling issues,
Designer is asked 'how did you get so much POWER out of the Lycomming?"
" Obvious initial used Big Pistons"
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Pilot likes to have a good clear view of the road ahead when flying IFR.

[IFR: I Follow Roads.]

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Old 13th May 2020, 23:23
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Kiltrash, your comment whizzed way over my head - any hints as to what it refers?
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
Kiltrash, your comment whizzed way over my head - any hints as to what it refers?
AC. Looking at who set the photograph, he is trying the experiment of using flattery rather than wit. (Sometimes worked in the promotion stakes as well).
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Old 14th May 2020, 08:52
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This isn't the refuelling position in a KC135,what's going on?
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Harrison Ford's circuit pattern suggested he was looking for a Lost Ark - and flying like one as well.
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Old 14th May 2020, 11:36
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Err, shouldn't there be a nose wheel here?
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Old 14th May 2020, 12:04
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In this situation it's not G pants I need it's a G helmet....or was that a G string? ...
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Thr Vogons draw a line in the sky for the new Hyperspace By Pass. It was unfortunate that Arthur's home just happened to be in the way
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Having followed the A1 to Edinburgh Hoskins was surprised to find London at the end of the rainbow
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I really need to get an Instrument rating
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Old 14th May 2020, 14:14
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The Flat Earth Society was chuffed to discover proof that not only is the planet flat, so is the sky!

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He is actually No 7 of the Blue Angels, on his day off

or

Maverick on his day off
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If we're going to slip the surly bonds, there is a blue sky over there
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Old 14th May 2020, 16:40
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And the winner is Treadigraph who is obviously an aviation film aficionado, with his reference to the iconic B of B film

I thought it would buck up the civilians, sir...
FWIW that is me part way through a slow roll in an Extra 300 aircraft.

The CAPCOM trophy is on it's way when air traffic resumes.......
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Old 14th May 2020, 17:05
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Blimey, got me bang to rights there BPF. Thank you! Nice pic!

I'm currently out on a self-isolated daily exercise mission and a selfie in the woods wouldn't cut the mustard; and might even give entirely the wrong impression! Not even a Biggin Spit aloft to compete with the bird life...

So, if anyone else would like to take the reigns, do please be my guest, otherwise I'll try and find something first thing tomorrow.
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