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Old 10th Aug 2020, 14:01
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Pweciooooous..... my pwecioooooussss
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Damn both together
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"Yes, that's exactly what is meant by Cavity search so, this way if you wouldn't mind..."
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"You are Dominic Cummings and I, PC Plod of Durham Constabulary, claim my £5."

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“No, Sir, Knighthoods and Peerages are over there ... sorry about the long queue, you may have to wait awhile.”
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Nope, no hairs on my palm, so there’s only one w* ker around here.
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I’ve even been known to tickle the odd prostate with them, damn.......... I should have trimmed my nails, ahh well, after you mr Cummings.



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Applications for Prime Minister? Yes, Sir, the Lebanese Embassy is down there, on the left, just past the Riot Squad guys.
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Old 10th Aug 2020, 18:20
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Nonsense, officer. You are obstructing a crony of the prime minister in the course of his obfuscation and corruption.
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"Ah, so you are Cummings, are you. Well, let's try some goings now - this way please sir."
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Now where did I shove you’re phone...... ahhh of course, could you bend over please Mr Cummings.
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Ahh yes Mr Cummings, your car for the driving test is just over there.......
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Thought bubble over PC's head

What did I do to deserve this assignment !
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Constable, I know you used to be an RAF fighter Pilot, but I don't have the time for your High AOA dogfights chat.

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You think the Chief Constable is a what?
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This one picture sums up exactly what happens when Nutty mixes up his Viagra & Laxative pills....he doesn't know if he's Cummings or Goings.
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thinks: "Good God - are there no constables in the Met who are fluent in Latin? I must rewrite the national curriculum today."

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Yes Sir, that is a nice parachute, but you can't bale out of the mess you got yourself into. This way please.

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Yes, it's a samurai sword sir. We've all been issued with them. Now move along, or else!
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