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Old 26th Sep 2020, 05:51
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They say Korea is lovely this time of year...
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 06:47
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Right your turn, up into the overhead bins and Bill and Fred cone down
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 06:50
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Is this not a Medical Evacuation Flight? We are all fit and unwounded. .. Yes it is but you have not had the pleasure of a a Simkins landing
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 06:52
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To save fuel it's the oar out the window and Pull two three.
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 06:59
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This is now a no smoking flight as it's dangerous to your heath, so at night o'clock the skipper will descend to 2000 feet and you can open the windows for a puff before we get to Guadalcanal
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 07:56
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"Excuse me Sir, but what exactly is Asphyxia Training?"
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 07:57
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"Why yes, I can fly a plane. Why do you ask?"
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 08:47
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"Now, if our pilot today turns out to be the blind one, this strap is for left and this one for right. That's up and the other one is down. And the one in the middle calls the stewardess. And as you're facing backwards, left and right are the other way round."
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 09:08
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Dammit c 52 just beat me with a blind pilot caption. Now if only I had not taken dog for his morning stroll.....

However...How Jules Verne envisages the Astronatus from The Earth to the Moon.

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Old 26th Sep 2020, 09:11
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This is your Pilot HAL speaking. You are on the fully automated first flight of the new aircraft from Tesla / Ryanair. Nothing could possibly go wrong...go wrong...
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 09:22
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Does anyone know how to fly this plane? and did not have the fish option.?

half credit to Buster. ..

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Old 26th Sep 2020, 09:26
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Steward....Are you not the pilot?
Why yes i am but due to delays I am out of duty hours so I am travelling as SLF..so double Bourbon on the rocks ....twice
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 09:59
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"During the flight our wonderful cabin crew will be allowing you to consume the emergency rations you've been carrying around the jungle for the past 24 months."

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Old 26th Sep 2020, 11:04
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We land Sunday night or Monday morning....has in flight refuelling been invented yet?
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 11:07
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There appears to be confusion here, I'm sure we booked first class

or I'm sure we booked Amtrak
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 12:19
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What are the chances? Turning up for a flight and that other guy is dressed the same as me!
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 13:46
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How are your seats? It's curtains for us!
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 14:02
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... and when I blow my whistle, you leave the aircraft through half the emergency exits in under 90 seconds. Women and children don't go first.
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 14:13
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You may now unbuckle your seatbelts, hands up anybody who understands the phrase 'rendition'.
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Old 26th Sep 2020, 14:51
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You can wipe that smile right off your faces. A Mae West isn't a young lady, but a survival aid.
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