In First place place we have MPN11 with
"I'm heading for my tailor, Constable. Where's the nearest Primark, please?"
In second place we have Wensleydale with
"Not me! It was Diane Abbott who calculated that the police should be paid about £2k per year!"
In Third place we have Penny with
Unfortunately, the glove appears to have remained behind, sir.
May I suggest a big helping of beans followed by a bowl of PPrunes?
Over to you MPN once the trophy completes its latest tour.