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Old 28th Jun 2020, 22:57
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"Once your bums are warm, the pilot wants you to get aboard to go flying, there's a war on, dontcha know..."
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Throttle and choke, that’s what it needs, you choke Flight Eng and I’ll throttle him...
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 23:15
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Right, that's the Woodruff key in place...Nutty...
pass the hammer and GS...

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Old 29th Jun 2020, 01:30
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You can be a right peen Ivor
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Old 29th Jun 2020, 03:49
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Remember chaps, these ones do the night raids. We just need to hide the flames.
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1940 ..... Look I can see a snow flake.
What ? In July? cumon lads get him down and off to the MO we need him for the mission

2020 .... Look I can see a Snow flake
Ah welcome to the new modern society Gabriel
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Old 29th Jun 2020, 06:54
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The 2 men on the engine whose heads just happen to be close.

Look Bert you stick your tongue once more in my ear and it'll be more than a cricket box you need for protection .
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Old 29th Jun 2020, 09:08
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Chiefy said he was going to get stores to deliver a long weight....so I suppose I just sit here then?

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Old 29th Jun 2020, 09:10
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Shhhh.... look busy....the crew are watching

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Old 29th Jun 2020, 09:28
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It's going to the new RAF museum - we're cutting away half the engine and painting the rest red, white and blue
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Old 29th Jun 2020, 09:36
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Ah the New Man carries baby Lancaster in front by his nose
It'll never catch on
You wait 60 years and all the Royal Princes will be seen doing this.
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Old 29th Jun 2020, 12:42
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I'm just saying, on the Manchester we wouldn't be farting around up here.
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Old 29th Jun 2020, 13:39
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“I’m bu§§ered if I can see a virus in here, Chiefy. Are you sure the squadron want it on Q?
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Bader, on the left, was the perfect man for the job...
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"OI! This isn't war, this is a Bollywood film. NOW GET DANCING!!!!"
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Okay chaps, you can let go now, he's landed....
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Old 29th Jun 2020, 14:07
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Yes I know Hoskins you used to be a motor cycle engineer but that does not mean you can disconnect 12 spark plug leads without numbering them first. ...

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Old 29th Jun 2020, 14:09
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It says in the manual to 'use a 3/4 inch non-magnetic open end adjustable spanner'. If you don't have one, just belt it with a hammer.
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Old 29th Jun 2020, 14:20
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"I still can't find the crowsfoot I dropped."

"Just close it up. If the engine fails, we can always write it up as a bird strike."
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At least they called it a Lancaster, instead of a Leicester. Much safer, innit!
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