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Old 8th Aug 2020, 12:26
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Yea, we couldn't get LXXI and LXXII on the number plates....

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Old 8th Aug 2020, 16:20
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While seeking a new sponsor for the UK National Kart Series, Swan Vesta proudly steps up to the plate
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Old 8th Aug 2020, 16:22
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No thats not the registered Kart numbers, that's the drivers age. Well pensioners have to find a way to spend their money before the Government gets it in Death Duty.
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Old 8th Aug 2020, 16:23
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Am spending the children's inheritance
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Old 8th Aug 2020, 18:12
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With the cost of competitive carting rising at an alarming rate, the RAF finds that it has to shut down another Station swimming pool because of the expense.
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Old 8th Aug 2020, 22:05
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The chequered flag will wave about this time tomorrow.

You have the time of the well-known race at Le Mans to make your attempt at first prize.
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Old 9th Aug 2020, 06:52
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Having beaten Max, Seb etal Lewis pops off to another challenge
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Old 9th Aug 2020, 10:52
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Simon Cowell seeks a safer mode of transport ...
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Old 9th Aug 2020, 11:42
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Ouch!.......
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Old 9th Aug 2020, 15:45
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The Dook of E still gets to drive himself around when it is safe and legal to do so . . . .
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Old 9th Aug 2020, 16:25
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Very good Hoskins, but exactly where does the CO put his clubs?
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Old 9th Aug 2020, 16:29
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( 72) During the war there I was with nothing on the clock but a load of Fockers all over my ass.
(71) now look Sharkey just stop this bigging yourself up, I know you only flew a desk..
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Old 9th Aug 2020, 16:32
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During the 24 hour Kart endurance race, Hoskins revealed the in motion re fuelling tube.
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Old 9th Aug 2020, 19:31
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No 72 looks to his left and wishes he was on No 71, the fastest Kart in the Squadron
Off to the right, out of shot Hoskins said' Last time I was on No 71.... it was the bus to Clacton....
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Old 9th Aug 2020, 22:50
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The winner is Kiltrash:

Breaking News. The MOD decide that as most accidents on the ground occur during taxI that all Aircraft Movements will have a man with a red flag in front.

Please choose how the CST is to be delivered
C-17
C-130
A-400M
go-kart

and it will be on its way although regrettably delayed by the necessary consequences of the current pandemic.
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Old 10th Aug 2020, 07:50
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i am truly grateful to receive the Coffman trophy and will polish it with sanitiser each time the wife moves it so the neighbours can see it in all its glory

One for the new furloughed week.



(Just in case ANYONE does not recognise the chap on the left, that's Dominic Cummings special travel advisor to the PM)
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DC finds it impossible to believe that Kiltrash should win the Trophy this time!

Has Boris been ignoring the instructions he gave him?

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Old 10th Aug 2020, 08:16
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A victim of much discrimination, a new spokesperson is found for the Bald Lives Matter campaign.
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Old 10th Aug 2020, 08:18
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"No need to panic, Sir, it's just a quick test of your eyes - how many fingers are on this hand?"
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Old 10th Aug 2020, 08:20
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"It's Stop and Search, Sir. It seems suspicious to me that such a wealthy man should be out on the street in his pyjamas."
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