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Halt.. Paws up.
Avoid imitations
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"Oh, go on Sir, let me! One more and I've got enough for a helicopter".
"Cor Mate.....Mine is as long as a Cat's Tail...if you measure it the same way....ars@hole out!"
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Wow that's hot! it must be on heat.
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"That's it... gently now... you are calming it down and it is not moving, now slowly remove your hand and then you should be able to drop kick it across the road"
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I know it's difficult Scroggins, but once to have mastered herding cats, your new position at Westminster will be child's play.
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The Kwik Fit Police check converter temperature before inspecting the cats already installed beneath the cars.
(Was going to go for hot pussy-type gag but beaten to it
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(Was going to go for hot pussy-type gag but beaten to it
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"The SWAT Team's new undercover Urban Surveillence System called CATSASS (City Anti-Terrorism Tactical Surveillance and Sniffer System) was found to require deconfliction protocols when Police K-9 units were deployed.
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US Federal Street Wardens operate a zero tolerance policy toward public urination.
Or ...
Stand down Sarge he's only winking at us.
Or ...
Stand down Sarge he's only winking at us.
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