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Avoid imitations
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It was a very cruel trick to roll poor and hungry "Blind Ginge's" bread loaf down the ramp and then tell him they had just arrived in dispersal.
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Ok.... Steady steady steady... Parliament below, flush the toilet....
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"Hey Muckers! What's the RSM doing at me Bird's Flat?"
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Drastic measures were called for to maintain C of G when the loadmaster cracked open the crews pie allowance.
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"Are you sure it's absolutely necessary to apply PX24 EVERY time the ramp is lowered ... next you'll have me go down to the stores for a tin of striped paint."
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"A former Chinook Crewman can't get out of the habit of doing a "look around" before landing."
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"Much enthusiasum is shown during the military work up of security arrangements relating to the London 2012 Olympics ... this crew was tasked to determine the optimal vantage point for the Ladies Beach Volleyball venue."
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"The Squadron Summer Tailgate BBQ is cancelled when a vital bit of kit is lost."
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"A former Chinook Crewman can't get out of the habit of doing a "look around" before landing."
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"Much enthusiasum is shown during the military work up of security arrangements relating to the London 2012 Olympics ... this crew was tasked to determine the optimal vantage point for the Ladies Beach Volleyball venue."
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"The Squadron Summer Tailgate BBQ is cancelled when a vital bit of kit is lost."
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During a contact ground troops requested air support. The only aircraft in the vicinity was a C130, but this had no offensive capability. The FAC asked if they could at least do a show of force. The pilot lined up on the target, opened the back door and said to the loadie, " I'll bring her in low, you lean out the back and criticise their curtains."
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Despite their solemn assurances that the only way to check the ramp latches was in flight, it was beginning to dawn on the Loadmaster that his quips about pet spanner monkeys to the two G/E's had not been well received....