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Old 8th Jun 2012, 08:57
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Police begin to realise that the 911 call from an old lady may not have said "Mr Tibbles has a dirty bomb".
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 09:22
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Illustration from "101 uses for a Dead Cat" - pull-through gun cleaner.
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 10:15
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Dutch helicopter manufacturer sources new fuselage
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 10:38
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After a heavy night on the Cat Nip, Mr Tinkles was done for DUI!
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 12:24
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Careful lad, remember what a mess she made of that sniffer dog when it got a bit too nosey...
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 12:25
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Its OK Sarge, she is not on heat...
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 14:41
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As a prompt, have people (except 622) noticed that there are 3 cats in the photo?
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 15:02
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"She's too small Sarge, a moggy minor".
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 15:26
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Constable Hoskins breaks into song....."Cats on the roof tops...Cats on the Tiles....Cats with the Pox and Cats with the Piles...."
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 15:29
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"STOP!......Hammer time..."
"Cut it out Ralph."
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 16:44
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"PULL!"









(I expect outrage from at least one cat lover)
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 17:31
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Some goodies so far, keep it up!

Just for Buster (though this is not a sign he's leading)
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 18:57
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The weren't allowed to open fire due to some claws in the rules of engagement.....

(Hat - Coat..............TAXI!!!)
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Old 8th Jun 2012, 19:06
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Stop you are under arrest, Council bylaw 1476 specifically forbids fouling of pavements.
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Old 9th Jun 2012, 01:38
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The poor quality Identi-kit picture of Catwoman led to all kinds of mistakes.
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Old 9th Jun 2012, 02:08
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As a prompt, have people (except 622) noticed that there are 3 cats in the photo?
I did, F3WMB, but I fear my 'special' brand of humour may have been overlooked
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Old 9th Jun 2012, 09:12
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There are FOUR cats in the photo!
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Old 9th Jun 2012, 10:50
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Why do you think I said cat herding.... Also if you look closely at the stop sign one, you will see Buster in the background trying to whack his golf ball back out of the trees
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Old 11th Jun 2012, 11:39
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"No, it's definitely not a cool cat."
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Old 11th Jun 2012, 12:57
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"Listen Dibble! patronise me one more time and I'll shove that gun up your arse"
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