Caption competition
Oi! By golly lads....the Boffins figured out how to make these things Soldier Proof! Now that we have them back on both tracks....I think they might work a treat!
"Aye Sarge....ain't these things just a Bomb!"
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Soldier on extreme left: "Psst.... They don't work upside down, you Muppets!"
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Second Page? I don't think so! 
Third place...and just to annoy him...
...Nutty boy!
Second...Dan with:
This weeks winner...and keeping with the Star Trek theme...TyroPicard with:
Third place...and just to annoy him...
...Nutty boy!
When Cameron said 'e was gonna reduce the armoured battalions in Germany by 80% I thought 'e meant the bleeding amount, not the bleeding size.
Second...Dan with:
... dunno. He said something about futile resistance and being assimilated, but I wasn't really listening.
This weeks winner...and keeping with the Star Trek theme...TyroPicard with:
It stops them rolling down the hill during the night, but it's hell cleaning the barrels out every morning....
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And in 17th place, toptobottom with;
And in 17th place, toptobottom with;
"Plenty more where these came from sarg. Some have got central locking and some have electric windows. Can't guarantee sunroofs on the next batch though..."
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Ouch....... 
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Will bung one up... Pun intended, hope it is ok and he can score it..
"17th in the Caption Comp?? What on earth do you think you are doing young man?! IT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!! Do you understand me? Another performance like that and you'll be in a desk job and on Katy rations... 17th indeed... Philip - fetch the car, I'm going home..."
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As I am probably not judging..
" You call those polished? That is it young man, no more Magnum ice lollies for you"
" You call those polished? That is it young man, no more Magnum ice lollies for you"