Caption competition

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Reggie..do you realise how stupid you look with your buttons undone !

[Buster Hyman]

"Good Lord Bertie! Gerry's giving us a hiding again. Fancy another sortie?"

[NutLoose]

"I told you we got on the wrong bus, for gawd sake, stop shouting I am gay and proud of it, we are at the wrong march".

[Rather be Gardening]

Biggles and Algy were hot favourites in the Essex All-Comers Fugly Competition

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Never in the field of human competition have so many paid so much for so few shots on goal

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Bored, bored, bored, bored,BORED!
Even carpet-bombing Germany is boring today



with apologies to Vivian, The Young Ones

[NutLoose]

I know you are disappointed, I know he has seen everyone else, but Lord Leveson is a busy man you know....

[Buster Hyman]

"Ginger. Have you seen my dog?"
"No Gibson, should we call him? Maybe ask the announcer to call his name?"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

You do realise Smithers that, at this rate, we will be the entire RAF by Euro 2024.
And we will have exactly this many aeroplanes.

[OLD METL]

So that was the Gay Pride Airshow?

A Mauve Puss Moth?

Bollocks!

[cameltruck]

Recent internet identity law changes require drastic counter measures. Send in the Pprune troll decoys.

[Lafyar Cokov]

When the rendundancy package promised - "You'll be guaranteed employment with a flag carrier" this wasn't exactly what I expected!

[Cows getting bigger]

Spurned by Smithers, Hoskins began to consider his chances with Miss Ireland.

[EyesFront]

While airman Sproggs continued to work the ventriloquist's dummy with his foot Sgt Grimes sulked, claiming it was his turn to wear the moustache

[SASless]

'Ere Clive...why are they looking at us...we have long trousers on!

[Roadster280]

Although they had found something to do with themselves, redundant Harrier pilots couldn't shake the air of despondency.

[Wander00]

Bugger, I thought this was the set for " 'Allo,'Allo"

[Big Pistons Forever]

God: I am tired of watching the match from up here in heaven, lets pop down for a closer look.

Gods batman: what do you want to wear ?

God: Well pilots are considered "gods" by others in the military right ?

Gods batman : Well I am not so sure ...........

God: I know I will ask Bill over there he was Army so he can advise us on how we can look like pilots !

Gods batman: I wonder if the devil needs staff ?

[NutLoose]

Errr, when I said if we paint a big red cross on a white square they won't shoot you down, I meant on the plane, not on a cape.

[ACW599]

"My God, Algy, dining old Ginger out was a bit special. Do you know you've still got some froth on your 'tache from the Loyal Toast? And you seem to have grabbed a granny somewhere along the line."