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Old 17th Jul 2011, 00:48
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The rules had tightened up since the last time Angelina Jolie went shopping for kids...
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Old 18th Jul 2011, 06:23
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"Corporal why the big helmet"
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Old 18th Jul 2011, 20:18
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Five weeks training and Borat still couldn't tell the difference between a 'pat down' and a 'touch up'.
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Old 18th Jul 2011, 22:25
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The security detachment training manual covering personnel searches had always been somewhat “fuzzy”.
Corporal Manclark was diligently trying to remember whether he was checking for IED’s or IUD’s.
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Old 19th Jul 2011, 08:33
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Cpl Legitt had an amputee fetish and was sure that this one was going to unscrew.
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Old 19th Jul 2011, 11:12
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It's OK love, we're just looking for that bleedin' monkey from the last caption competition...........

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Old 19th Jul 2011, 12:48
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Welcome to Venezuela Ma'am...we're searching for Brazillians....
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Old 19th Jul 2011, 17:50
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Ok, its just a little overinflated. If I can find the valve we'll let some air out, then its party time!
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Old 19th Jul 2011, 22:24
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A little voice in his head was telling Sgt. Mandrake that the fetching lass had caused him to deviate from his ingrained survival protocol, shoot first and ask questions afterward.
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Old 22nd Jul 2011, 13:36
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Time for a winner..

And the prize goes to....

toptobottom for:

Not long now lads - just a few more psi, the head will come up and she'll be ready for action.

Well done, and over to you.
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Old 22nd Jul 2011, 14:31
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Not even a place!

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Old 22nd Jul 2011, 14:51
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Many thanks 622

Unfortunately for some, i'm in a tropical rain forest and
forgot to pack my supply of caption contest images, so I'm going to have to
pass the baton to the runner up

TTB
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Old 22nd Jul 2011, 15:03
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Not even a place!
There's always a place for you Buster....





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Old 22nd Jul 2011, 17:29
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Go on then Buster...

Over to you with:

Welcome to Venezuela Ma'am...we're searching for Brazillians....

..a worthy second place.
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Old 22nd Jul 2011, 18:38
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He'll only Muff it up........ I'll get my coat
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Old 22nd Jul 2011, 23:57
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Well, in lieue of TTB's worthy winner, I think I'll stick with everyone's favourite Runner up!
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Old 23rd Jul 2011, 08:05
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"Well done Nav, now here's your other thumb. How many thumbs does that make in all?"
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Old 23rd Jul 2011, 08:39
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"That may be the correct grip for a golf club Mr Norman, but you'll have to relax your hands like this to be able to hold these controls."
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Old 23rd Jul 2011, 09:22
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"Heads I fly, tails you navigate?"

"Ok boss.."

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Old 23rd Jul 2011, 09:24
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"Heads I let you get in, tails you stay on the side."

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