Caption competition
So, this week's 3rd prize goes to Buster's
Runner up is Rather be Gardening's
But the man taking the trophy home this time is Fox3's
(To be honest, the punchline wasn't that great, but the fact he admitted to being a back row sexual fantasist made me filter 4 fl oz of coffee through my nose 
)
Well done - take it away Fox3...
"...and, as I count down to three & click my fingers, you'll all wake up as Officers!"
Runner up is Rather be Gardening's
"......and that was how I finally cast that spawn of Satan, Tony Blair, into the outer darkness and took my rightful place as Prime Minister. But before my next theme: How I Saved the Free World, any questions? Anybody?"
But the man taking the trophy home this time is Fox3's
Research shows that after 10 minutes of any powerpoint lecture...
25% of you will be asleep
50% of you will have drifted off into sexual fantasy
25% of you will still be paying attention
so I'm glad 75% of you are going to enjoy it!
25% of you will be asleep
50% of you will have drifted off into sexual fantasy
25% of you will still be paying attention
so I'm glad 75% of you are going to enjoy it!
)Well done - take it away Fox3...
..and they said a daydreamer like me had no future..HA!
Try this for seasonal inversion.
Admitted? Damn proud of it! Gotta remember what we're fighting for! Besides, who'd admit to having no energy?, or worse still being interested in some of the drivel you get on Officer Training?
Try this for seasonal inversion.
Admitted? Damn proud of it! Gotta remember what we're fighting for! Besides, who'd admit to having no energy?, or worse still being interested in some of the drivel you get on Officer Training?
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Yo Ho Suck on this you Fecking Hoe...
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The Gift is in the Giving
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The Gift is in the Giving
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Not usually given to poetry but...
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The beer cans were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
When over the wall there came such a clatter,
I sprang from my pit to see what was the matter.
Away into cover I flew with a hoot,
As I heard the old cry: 'watch and shoot!, watch and shoot!'.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The beer cans were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
When over the wall there came such a clatter,
I sprang from my pit to see what was the matter.
Away into cover I flew with a hoot,
As I heard the old cry: 'watch and shoot!, watch and shoot!'.
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With the prospect of yet another Cliff Richard Christmas song release, Santa went postal.
CWD
CWD
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Evertonian
"Milk & cookies...MILK & COOKIES...I'll give you Milk & Fkking Cookies!!!"
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After a lucky shot from an RPG hit the Sleigh, Santa was left to fend for himself as the Taliban sensed a tasty Reindeer spit roast...
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After a lucky shot from an RPG hit the Sleigh, Santa was left to fend for himself as the Taliban sensed a tasty Reindeer spit roast...
"Put up one Christmas Tree for Christsake....and the locals go ballistic!"