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Old 12th Dec 2012, 22:49
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Old 12th Dec 2012, 22:51
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Nooooooooooooo he's playing the cute doggie trick
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Old 12th Dec 2012, 23:07
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At least we'll get a piccy up within an hour...

Oh hang on...has the deadline passed? It's still the 12th in Hawaii isn't it?

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Old 12th Dec 2012, 23:46
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Some very clever entries this time....... all very good

Honourable mention to Buster - purely for posting a picture of a Sad looking dog - (pathetic the lengths some people have to go to though) !!!!

Top three -

Third: SteveCox with " The ground staff were relieved to see that the predicted Tsunami was a little less threatening than first thought. "

Second: Coffaman with "I knew it was a mistake to allow Boris Johnson to build an airport in the Thames Estuary"

but with bonus points for ridiculous Asian accents in the answer - the winner is:

NutLoose: With " I tell you we shold no buy cwap Russian carria, the deck no good and always under vater "

Over to you!!
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Old 12th Dec 2012, 23:53
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cool.... And a suprise

Ok on to the next one.... Sorry for the size.




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Old 12th Dec 2012, 23:59
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Me on my first Fam. ride in the RAF -

where'd you get the negative?
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 00:05
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Bloggs struggled with the training syllabus; it always seemed there was a monkey on his back.
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 00:23
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Flt Lt. Bloggs was in for an awful surprise when he ejected...

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RAF Tailors were meticulous in their attention to detail.

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...and so, the concept of the RIO was conceived!

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Old 13th Dec 2012, 02:45
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Comfortable neck pillows for long flights have come a long way during the past 70 years.
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 02:53
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"That's a funny looking ape on the lead."

Pilot "That's not an ape, that's a monkey."

"I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the monkey"

Ay Thank Yew.
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 05:16
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Get this damn monkey off me back!
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 05:53
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Bloggs wondered why his air tube tasted foul & chunky...
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:04
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It was decided that stronger shirt collars would be required if the monkey-powered ejection system was used.
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:36
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Where would Sir like his banana inserted ?
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:38
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"Take up a Heading of 275" ... That's it ... I'm going single seat ... Bl**dy Navigators !
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:42
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The RAF are to re-muster Rock Apps as Co-Pilots after discovering that "excessive functional reach" has it's advantages
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:48
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Given the current concern over the quality of UAV Pilots ... 39 Squadron begin intensive recruit training ... yes the UAV Pilot recruit is the one tethered
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:56
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Lightning Mate's desparate entry for "What Cockpit."
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 07:21
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"I can teach monkeys to fly better than that!" Dagga dagga dagga.
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Coal Miners used a canary in a cage to warn of noxious fumes ...
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