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Old 11th Jan 2016, 11:05
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Scroggins proves that as in all things in life, his willie was the controlling factor.
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 11:32
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Crap! Now my butt starts to itch...
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 12:13
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As a method of crowd control, the Helicopter was inappropriate...(until someone attached a loudspeaker to one.)
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 12:24
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Greg Louganis ready to perform his swallow dive - really hoping that he doesn't hit his head on the planks again....
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 14:33
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The Prototype was found to be a failure as the Army Boffins could not figure out a way to display the complete Tail Number on the aircraft.
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 16:05
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 17:32
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Seconds later it was transformed into a pile of bits with a red tinge
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 20:35
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"Y.M.C.A. Y.M.C.A."" Can I be a pilot in the Village People?
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Old 11th Jan 2016, 22:24
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The makers of the V-22 Osprey "Proof of Technology" prototype pass their first design hurdle - Yes, it would fly with wings and rotors in the same plane.
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 00:16
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No mater how hard he tried. Scroggins couldn't get the ships captain to get the carrier lined up, level and on the glideslope.
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 07:24
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Jone's take-off that Easter did not go down too well with the unit's padre.
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 16:31
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Come, brethren, let us put our hands together and sing "Nearer my God to Thee."
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 17:10
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"Very funny, you lot - Yes, I know it doesn't need yaw pedals.....now throw the cyclic and collective up here, pronto!"
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 18:24
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Billy Graham goes one better than the Pope as he addresses his Congregation
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 18:32
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'e's not the messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy!
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 19:34
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and suddenly the limits of using tight rope walking abilities as a selection method for new helicopter pilots became really apparent.......
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 20:00
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It's that time of the year when the Squadron Junior Pilot 'volunteers' to cut the CO's lawn
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 22:12
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A basic solution to discourage use of the ejection seat.
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 22:16
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An early version of the skydivers "squirrel suit" was eventually found to be overly complicated.
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Old 12th Jan 2016, 22:37
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