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"And also I left behind my iPad, expenses receipts, two Breitling watches, my Parliamentary Report proving that the WMD claim in Iraq was a lie, Olympic Bribery money, and my carpark voucher - ALL destroyed in the post crash fire. Woe is me! Hellooooo - I said POST CRASH FIRE !!!!"
After complaints of unrealistic data, crash test dummies are replaced by bankers. 
Weekly TV viewing figures:
1. Helicopter Safety Ad 58, 400, 000
2. Coronation Street 13, 839, 000
etc
Weekly TV viewing figures:
1. Helicopter Safety Ad 58, 400, 000
2. Coronation Street 13, 839, 000
etc
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Ohh sh*t it's the press, quick make like an Ostrich.
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You get my vote mate, that's the funniest thing I have seen all day.
Ohh sh*t it's the press, quick make like an Ostrich.
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You get my vote mate, that's the funniest thing I have seen all day.
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Headline News: "MP tests out new Olympic security arrangements by squawking 7500".
Asked to comment he said: "I would like to thank the RAF for providing assistance, as promised."
Asked to comment he said: "I would like to thank the RAF for providing assistance, as promised."
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"Christ Almighty! Here's a tip mate, when they offer Chicken or curried Beef, for the love of God, choose the Chicken!"
"Christ Almighty! Here's a tip mate, when they offer Chicken or curried Beef, for the love of God, choose the Chicken!"
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So what do you think of our new Russian Sanitary Towel,? the green is a prototype colour, but as you see we have incorporated wings..