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Old 1st Jun 2012, 05:57
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OK Boss we've got the visual references sorted for line abreast but it's going to be bitch to roll this formation !
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 06:15
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Sung in a Danny Kaye voice ... There once was an ugly duckling ... Vorsprung durch Technik !
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 08:10
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"It just followed us home yesterday, Chiefy, can we keep it?"
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 08:31
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Who ate all the pies?
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 08:41
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"Boss, are you sure this is Beverley Hills?"
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"The promised posting to Transports for the next FJ Pilot caught low leveling seemed serious!"
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 11:17
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Flt Lt Scroggins was beginning to regret last nights mess shenanigans when he challenged all newcomers to a drag race.
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 11:24
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You are the wind beneath my wings . . . . . .
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 11:25
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GCE Mathmatics A Level

Question 1.

Which shape is the odd one out?
(100 marks)

Time allowed 2 hours.
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 11:28
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Fg Off Bloggs popped "Blackburn Bev takes 9 at once" into the QRA video recorder...and was most disappointed
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 12:52
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Alright, calm down! I said, "Who's the fat Hunter...?"

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Old 1st Jun 2012, 13:43
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Oo-er, I don't fancy yours much!
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 13:51
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'H'enry just knew he would be picked last when the teams were picked for the exercise.
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 14:05
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The Squadron for the Olympic fly-past were grounded after one of their number were found to be on steroids.

OR

"Honest Guv, it was only cough medicine what I took"

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Old 1st Jun 2012, 16:05
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GCE Mathmatics A Level

Question 1.

Which shape is the odd one out?
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The man stood by the nose wheel of "H". The rest are all aircraft.

Question 2.

Where are there 9 Hunter canopies but only 8 tail fins?
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 16:16
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Fat is the Hunter.
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 17:14
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Chris Packham was certain there weren't that many Hunters at the end of last night's live 'Springwatch' broadcast... Was this the season's first cuckoo?!
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 17:23
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"No Smith, you cannot claim the pot for bringing the fat bird back last night".
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Old 1st Jun 2012, 17:50
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The Irish police Inspector wasn't convinced the Identity Parade idea was going to work after all; the witness failed to correctly identify the aircraft that had smuggled 22 tons of cocaine across the border.



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Old 1st Jun 2012, 17:52
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"Does my bum look big in this?"
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