Caption competition
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Tomorrow is Judgement Day*
Which is more than you can say about Buster
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I laughed at almost all of them this time; well done all!
In an honorable third, ShyTorque
A fine second (again), Squeaker
But this week's winner is Rather be Gardening
Over to you, ma'am!
In an honorable third, ShyTorque
"Pull!"
Police begin to realise that the 911 call from an old lady may not have said "Mr Tibbles has a dirty bomb".
"Oh, go on Sir, let me! One more and I've got enough for a coat".
Evertonian
So...they tell me there's a Bar around here...
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This plastic cutlery represents a clear & present danger to...
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Well, it was this or go flying with Nigel!
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This plastic cutlery represents a clear & present danger to...
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Well, it was this or go flying with Nigel!
Hmmm, I MUST make conversation....
"Hey did you guys hear about the Military Rendundancies toda..."
Hmmm, I must learn to shut up...
"Hey did you guys hear about the Military Rendundancies toda..."
Hmmm, I must learn to shut up...
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I'll probably be banned if I quote it in full but it brings to mind a line from a well-known ditty that goes something like:
"One *** one, one *** one, and one with a bit'off ****e on..."
"One *** one, one *** one, and one with a bit'off ****e on..."
Avoid imitations
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Soldier on left: "This poor guy looks like his parents accidentally left him in a pub as a kid!"
Soldier on right: "Accidentally
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Soldier on right: "Accidentally
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