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Old 27th Mar 2014, 07:48
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Boss ... We've only got one serviceable kite this morning and the entire Luftwaffe headed this way ... what shall we do ? Don't worry chaps ... this is a job for the RAF's finest engineer ... this is a job for SuperNutloose ...
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 07:54
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I say Sammy ... someones put this kite u/s ... the 700 says something about "Conscious Uncoupling" ... any clue what that might mean
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 08:21
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Love on an elevator, livin it up when I'm going down.

(with apologies to Aerosmith [and Buster, I was always more an Indie person])


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Old 27th Mar 2014, 08:23
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The pilots of blue section practise having a photograph taken while hiding their new "G" wings from public scrutiny.
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 08:24
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.....Phew!....
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 08:33
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Unable to afford the charges at the local laundry at their temporary forward operating base, red section did not represent the pristine image of an RAF officer.


Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few for such small allowances.
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 09:36
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Well Ginger (3rd left) that will teach you ... if you don't want to remain a soprano ... make sure you wear your lower parachute harness straps "down through the loop and up to the box" in future
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 09:42
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B flight were disappointed that, having won the Squadron treasure hunt, their prize of "A Piece of Tail" was not what they had expected.
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 10:08
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(with apologies to Bon Jovi or whoever)
Oh dear...Aerosmith btw.




The crew of the first Hurricane in Bomber Command were in for a rude shock...
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 10:10
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No, we don't mind the Spits getting all the credit, we're just doing our job.
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 10:18
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The crew pose after surviving an unfortunate birdstrike on the tail....
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 10:19
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Chaps, I'd like you to meet my life partner Rhino - Rhino the chaps.
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 11:04
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Squadron Leader Taffy had said, "Fly down to Wales, bring wellington boots with buckles and you will have hundreds of girls".
Here we are in the field he mentions and all we see are hundreds of sheep, he said he comes here all the time.
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 12:49
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Typical RN Pilots, start the posting as a Section of Six and finish as three Couples.
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 13:50
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 14:05
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No chaps, you're not getting anywhere the other end of the crate until you learn to grow proper moustaches...
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 16:25
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Tally Ho, bar is open so time for some tiffin.
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 17:22
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Good-o the Brylcreem tanker has arrived ...
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 18:03
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This ones seems to be a bit of a flop, so I will score it tomorrow if that's ok and allow someone the chance to get one up for the weekend, so Buster start swallowing the old Viagra just in case
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Old 27th Mar 2014, 18:37
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Buster might want to get a gallon of Ben Gay just in case!
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