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Old 15th May 2014, 20:43
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Just when you thought that you had Ukraine all quiet Mr president but is that not Kate Adie getting off that plane?
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Old 15th May 2014, 20:50
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Don't want to worry you Mr President just when you are ready to give your speech in Liverpool, but it looks like some scouse git has knicked the bullet proof glass
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Old 15th May 2014, 20:51
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Hey nice uniforms, if I had known it was fancy dress I would have brought a costume.
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Old 15th May 2014, 20:57
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"Believe me, Boris, she was worth every rouble".
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Old 15th May 2014, 21:08
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I've told you before, hop it, there is no busking allowed, it's a crime 'ere
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Old 15th May 2014, 21:26
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Can you give us a lift to Kiev, hear you are going that way.
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Old 15th May 2014, 22:59
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'Ere, Boss. Nutloose's won the caption competition again - we think it's a fix!

Not only that, now he's started posting captions to his own photo!

OK, Komrades, here's his address.......you know what to do.....
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Old 16th May 2014, 00:09
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I've been caught
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Old 16th May 2014, 02:39
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So, you know what to do Comrade General?
Da! We hitchike into Ukraine...
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Old 16th May 2014, 03:33
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And that Obama guy said to give you this...something about his lunch money...
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Old 16th May 2014, 04:07
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Here you go sir. It is a recommendation for your entry to the PPRUNE CAPCOM, your screen name is Nutloose.
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Old 16th May 2014, 08:28
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Here is the address of Comrade NutLooseski ... have him picked-up and interrogated ... he should know that all publicity shots are to show me stripped to the waist and carrying my weapon
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Old 16th May 2014, 09:33
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The letter is from Pussy Riot demanding you speak to the Nutlooseki standing over there.
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Old 16th May 2014, 13:40
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Vlad: "Really? Your the Band Leader? Well where the f*** is the General? I have orders for him!"
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Old 16th May 2014, 14:04
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I will score this tonight to allow someone a chance to start us off over the weekend with a new one
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Old 16th May 2014, 15:25
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"Peace in our time? F**k that for a game of soldiers".
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Old 16th May 2014, 21:58
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Here is the name of the Eurovision winner...umm....but I gotta go...somewhere...back there..*gulp*
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Old 16th May 2014, 22:12
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And the winner is

Coff whiff a hint to his favourite club

Yes Sir ... Right this way ... Your usual table at the Blue Oyster Bar is it ?

Second

Roadster28 whiff

"Peace in our time? F**k that for a game of soldiers".


And third falls to

racedo whiff

Can you give us a lift to Kiev, hear you are going that way.
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Old 17th May 2014, 09:13
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Thank you O Keeper of Sacred Spanners and Mystical Locking Wire Twisty Thingy

Well done everyone else



Lets see what the gang can do with this one ...

Coff.
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Old 17th May 2014, 09:29
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RHS Pilot: "How was that landing?"


Dog: "Rough".
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