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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:48
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Durex executive.... for the complete pr*ck
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:50
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Hawker jet... Now equipped with optional love balls to bring a smile to even the hardest exec owner.
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:53
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Hawker jet STOL, the only steam catapult launch capable business jet on the market.
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:53
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Doh, I said Man from C&A not Man from CIA.
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:55
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That warm feeling when you realize you should not have tried to squeak one off!
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:56
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"The name's Bond, Investment Bond"
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 22:03
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Abstract
Our initial thesis was to study the genetic influence on male organ size by means of a worldwide survey. The analysis showed, however, that the smallest male organ was related to suit colour (mid brown), and inversely proportion to the smugness of facial expression, both with a correlation factor of 0.99. We therefore conclude that all junior business partners may accurately be addressed as "Needledick the Bugf#cker"
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 22:10
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Don't smile - you may show off your dodgy teeth!
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 22:46
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Polyester Man
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 01:18
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Did I mention that I'm a pilot?
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 02:20
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"Knobs R Us" launches its new marketing campaign.
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 03:08
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As the Assistant Deputy Associate Defense Minister I AM entitled to my entitlements.

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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 03:10
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I don't care if there is not enough money for the F 35 as long as the Air Force has enough money to pay for my government sponsored ride !
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 11:45
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A Hepworth suit ... What Next ...
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 12:01
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At least when we deport them unlike Iran, they get a decent fitting suit.
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 12:29
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"yes, but would you buy an aeroplane from this man?"
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 12:37
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Fifty Shilling Tailors is OK for the suit, but you still need the trilby (or did for the Towers in 1963!)
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 12:55
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So wearing brown does make it, now go tell that to the guy who has to empty the plane's toilet.
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Old 22nd Mar 2014, 13:56
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Rendition Air ... An exciting career awaits you ...

Fly to exotic Countries, meet interesting people ... then fly them to other exotic Countries for a chat
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