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Old 14th Mar 2014, 22:25
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Max Moseley on way to party.
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Old 14th Mar 2014, 22:27
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What's Russian for 'Where's the Gary Glitter competition?'
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Old 14th Mar 2014, 22:29
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Aware of what happened in South Africa, Boris the sign language interpreter keeps things simple...
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Old 14th Mar 2014, 22:46
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Olga hoped that the Crimea Beauty parlour would reopen soon, she was a week overdue for her bikini wax.
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Old 15th Mar 2014, 00:14
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Tony Benn in his early years...
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Old 15th Mar 2014, 00:17
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Do you like this shade of nail varnish ?
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Putin on the Ritz...
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Old 15th Mar 2014, 01:56
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Not you lot too! I left the West hoping to enjoy a smoke in the foyer without some PC do-gooder soiling my knuckle dusters.


Danny42C, me and my co-conspirator were just having some harmless fun at your expense. No offense or confusion intended, as a matter of fact you're entries were actually quite good.
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Russian commander denies allegations that Sebastopol branch of Allied Carpets has been looted.
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Look at my finger Vassili....one ping only!
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Old 15th Mar 2014, 08:34
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Keep pushing Mrs Orlovsky, I can see the head.
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Da, she vashed my vooley pully in vater to hot, and then used der starch.
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Quick! Pull my finger!
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Old 15th Mar 2014, 13:33
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George Galloway gets dressed up for his latest peace keeping mission to Kiev.
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Old 15th Mar 2014, 14:32
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Dave, your date has arrived.

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Dave, you've pulled, get your coat.
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Hi, hope it's okay to invite myself to participate...

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Olga pointed out the clause about "No returns" in the mail order brides agreement.
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Vassily's new wooly-pully design helped to keep the chill away from around his Cossacks...

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