Caption competition

[Big Pistons Forever]

Will's comment (1)

Don't you guys have anything better to do than look at the PPRune CAPCOM thread !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Will's comment (2)

Hmmm, I see what you mean, Nutloose really isn't very funny

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Wills comment (3)

I see what you mean, I really am not on this years honours list. I shall definitely have to talk to Mummsy about THAT !

[Kiltrash]

and that covers female resuscitation after resuce from the sea. However Wills has point 4a extra 'Make sure no paparazzi before applying mouth to mouth'

[PingDit]

"To recap then Wills, when you're handing out a bollocking, if you're standing, you should really do it with folded arms as demonstrated by Jeremy here. Makes it look far more serious. All you've got to do now is get a proper grip of the 'folding' bit".

[racedo]

Budgie the Helicopter is on next.

[SteveCox]

Well the Boss says we're the last three he needs to complete his shoulder patch collection and we're to report to him at this shed to have them removed.

[Kiltrash]

WHAT have you two been viewing, it says we have been CyberLocked and it will cost 15 BitCoins. However the MOD paid the Turks £57000 to reclaim bits from Ark Royal to repair Illustrious so that is value for money

[racedo]

Computer says No

[toptobottom]

"Well, we can't all have what we want, can we? I bagsy The Clangers at 15:30, Jonesy can watch the Tele Tubbies at 16:00 and Wills, you'll just have to record Pingu and watch it later. It's a repeat anyway. Deal?"

[cattletruck]

I'm afraid she doesn't meet our strict criteria for the job, she may be blonde but she aint got big t!ts. Next!


..hard hat, flak jacket, trench.

[NutLoose]

"Damn this interactive programme isn't working"
"Psst Simon, are you going to tell him it isn't a touch screen or should I?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Right ... Which one of you jokers hired the "Free Willy" DVD to watch on shift tonight

[SASless]

Cor'....Apaches! I must speak to Gram about a transfer!

[Buster Hyman]

Right...they're distracted & looking away...time for a quick 'pick-n-flick' before they.............****, was that a flash?

[Danny42C]

" Should've bought an Apple Mac !"

[Kiltrash]

Now are you sure! all the Passwords are pixelated out this time

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, to save time for the Hollywood remake if this goes tits up, Wills, you'll be Tom Cruise. Bertie, you'll be Forest Whittaker, and I'll be Gene Hackman as the grisly old CO...Oh, and were flying F-35's instead of Sea Kings. Any questions?

[ShyTorque]

"Look Wills, those "Personally used by HRH" knee boards you put on Ebay are going for 50 quid each already!"

[SASless]

"Wills" seemed perplexed to learn he would be off Sea Kings when his Dad was King!"