Caption competition

[Art E. Fischler-Reisen]

"You put your right foot in, your right foot out
In out, in out, Sheikh it all about!
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around,
That's what it's all about!"

[racedo]

Our nations are partners forever.........
Of course and when $$$ run out we find new partners with new $$$$$, nothing personal its business.

[Danny42C]

"And there's two years' interest-free Credit !"

[NutLoose]

"We have come to protect you as promised against Iran"

"But they're not armed"

"Erm... "

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[Surplus]

Entries have slowed so it's judging time.

3rd place goes to Wensleydale with :

During an episode of Bahraini Bargain Hunt, the blue team buys a second hand F-15 for $12m.

2nd place is Racedo with:

Does your mum say your name is Brian who can't come out and is a very naughty boy ?

The winner is CoffmanStarter with the observant :

Abdul ... my Flight Engineer needs an O Ring ... size 6 and 7/8's ... know where I can get one

Over to you Coff.

[NutLoose]

Congrats everyone, Well done Coff

[Boudreaux Bob]

Nutty says that but we all know the Truth! Nutty is busy sticking Pins in a Coffy Doll right about now.

[Buster Hyman]

Nutty wishes Coffman a hearty congratulations!

[Surplus]

I've Pm'd him, he should be along as soon as Nanny undoes the buckles.

[CoffmanStarter]

Many thanks Surplus

Good morning Gentlemen (and a Good evening to Buster) ... Let's see what you bunch of reprobates can do with this offering



Excuse me this morning ... but I'll be away for a couple of hours to have a rather large needle removed from my chest that suddenly appeared overnight ... play nicely together now

[Wensleydale]

The first testing of the MRA4 mission system did not go as well as planned, and the project was put back to 1958.

[Wensleydale]

The MOD introduces its new call centre in an attempt to cold-sell a second hand IX Squadron.

[Wensleydale]

In a doomed experiment, the RAF resorts to a new dating service to find friends for air movements staff!

[Buster Hyman]

"...oo-err, you're a pilot are you? Wow...Me? Well, I'm just sitting here, polishing a joystick..."

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Bloggs was shattered when none of the chairs turned for his performance on The Voice, Biggin Hill.

[Wensleydale]

At the MOD call centre, new operators are taught how to mispronounce the names of RAF stations.

[Wensleydale]

As part of her resettlement training, Joan prepared for a new job in India...

[Wensleydale]

The RAF unveils its new Autocat system for the Reaper.

[Buster Hyman]

Blakey dreamed of one day becoming a bus conductor...

[racedo]

Bob told the girls he was a Camp Announcer, girls just smiled, Bob felt maybe his offer to arrange the curtains and comfy chairs was a giveaway.

[NutLoose]

"Battersea dogs home, head barker speaking, how can I help you....."