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Well at least the lads got their cuppa in before all those angry natives at the edge of the airfield started shooting at them.
Should we let the Soldiers out of the Aeroplane, Sargent ?
Nah, it's so nice and peaceful out here, they will just ruin the mood
Nah, it's so nice and peaceful out here, they will just ruin the mood
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So Lawrence says "Reinforce King Feisal and support his occupation of Palestine" and I says, "Nah, were off duty soon, and what could possibly go wrong in that part of the world?"
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"Afghanistan, what a flea pit, thank God Prime Minister Macdonald has seen the light and we are leaving and not coming back"
"Typical, just typical. Of all the Sheikdoms we have to get Jordan, whose ruler went to Sandhurst. So it's compo in the bundu 'for old times' sake' instead of a 78 course feast and free Rolexes."
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"Hey guys, some of the local Arabs look like they're starving, pass me those pork sandwiches we have left over and I'll hand them out"
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"Bloody Arabs, these are well past their sell by dates, next time we'll buy the raisins"
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c'mon lads. . cheer up . .. .how about a snatch...of topical song.. a bit of good old Abdul el bulbul emir .. . . the settings alright . . init? . . . watch my beat. . .. . here goes . . .
the harems of Egypt were fair to behold
all filled with the fairest of fair
but the fairest by far
was a fabulous Greek
owned by a sheik
one Abdul el bulbul emir
A traveling brothel came into the town
Run by a pimp from afar
Whose great reputation
Had traveled the nation:
'Twas Ivan Skavinsky Skavar!
Abdul el Bulbul arrived with his bride
A prize whose eyes shone like the stars
He claimed he could prong
More cuxxxs with his dong
Than Ivan Skavinsky Skavar!
the harems of Egypt were fair to behold
all filled with the fairest of fair
but the fairest by far
was a fabulous Greek
owned by a sheik
one Abdul el bulbul emir
A traveling brothel came into the town
Run by a pimp from afar
Whose great reputation
Had traveled the nation:
'Twas Ivan Skavinsky Skavar!
Abdul el Bulbul arrived with his bride
A prize whose eyes shone like the stars
He claimed he could prong
More cuxxxs with his dong
Than Ivan Skavinsky Skavar!
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"Bloody Coffman Starter's filled with blanks again"
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I know bringing the Thunderbox with us was a good idea, but you could take it and use it over the nearest sand dune.
" Have you tipped out the pee can you used in flight yet, Smithers?"
"Couldn't find the can in the end Skipper, so I used an empty wine bottle - I corked it so it wouldn't spill, but now I can't find that, neither......... Sir? You all right, Sir? You've gone a very funny colour....."
"Couldn't find the can in the end Skipper, so I used an empty wine bottle - I corked it so it wouldn't spill, but now I can't find that, neither......... Sir? You all right, Sir? You've gone a very funny colour....."