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Old 20th Mar 2012, 13:34
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Ummm...I'll just put the TFR in the maintenance log then shall I?
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Old 20th Mar 2012, 15:47
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I expected you to use photoshop - not to actually land the bloody thing on the boat

Never mind - it'll buff out...
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Old 20th Mar 2012, 19:48
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"Look I will say it again, you are no Jimmy Doolittle and that is Not and I repeat Not a B-25, the 5 goes before the 2, not the other way round"

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Old 20th Mar 2012, 20:55
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Earlier...

"Jones, looks like the UK won't be buying JSF after all. See if you can rustle something else up that might interest them"
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Old 20th Mar 2012, 22:21
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The Admirals Revolt Redux....this time the Air Force was serious about proving the Strategic Bomber would prove the Navy Aircraft Carrier to be just that....an Aircraft carrier.
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Old 21st Mar 2012, 00:44
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Once again, the USAF win the Nautical Precision Bombing Contest, but other competitors scurry towards the rule books.
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Old 21st Mar 2012, 08:07
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So, you made Lt(jg) Numbnuts the LSO because he failed the recce test. Was that entirely wise?
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Old 21st Mar 2012, 15:58
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President misunderstands post-budget advice to keep any large assets offshore.
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Old 21st Mar 2012, 16:18
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Progress with the Top Secret USN/USAF sponsored/funded "Interspecies Breeding Programme" is beginning to produce encouraging results. So far the progeny are little "jetlings". However with a bit more DNA tweaking the Pentagon is hopeful that it can soon announce a self contained SailIT, LaunchIT, FlyIT, BombIT Platform that can reproduce at will.
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Old 21st Mar 2012, 17:48
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Never mind "Broken Arrow", there's gonna be some "Busted Butts" for this!
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Old 21st Mar 2012, 22:40
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"I said the Captain was fond of big old birds in the buff, not the big old warbirds called the Buff, get rid of the damn thing before he sees it"
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Old 21st Mar 2012, 23:03
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"...and thus, the Strategic Sea Command was born. Tomorrow night, I'll tell you why Italian tanks have 5 reverse gears."
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Old 22nd Mar 2012, 12:41
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I see no Busters......
Congrats one and all.......
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Old 22nd Mar 2012, 12:41
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Aw heck.....I'll start digging for a good one.
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Old 22nd Mar 2012, 12:48
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At the risk of being banned.....

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Old 22nd Mar 2012, 13:04
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A day after Stella McCartney's Olympic Athletes' uniform triumph, she reveals her update on the Life Guards' uniform.

It has received rave reviews and gained 50,000 'likes' on Facebook, almost all of which are from men living in Brighton.
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Old 22nd Mar 2012, 13:07
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Tired of seeing sloppy underwear drills, the Household Cavalry decided to show the ladies how it's done.
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Old 22nd Mar 2012, 13:15
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The Household Cavalry were livid on being informed of the latest spending cutbacks on uniforms.
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The 'small print' in Ann Summers' sponsorship of London 2012 is revealed.
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Old 22nd Mar 2012, 14:22
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This Royal is about to show us his Blue!!!

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Pippa Middleton has a lot to answer for...
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