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Old 5th Apr 2014, 09:24
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A new arms manufacturer introduces its latest product - The "C*ck-Hassler" special.
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A Kalashna-kit-off assault rifle?
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Supporting your right to Bare Arms?
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An SMG with a top-shelf magazine.
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Cheryl felt a little bit bloated after last nights Currys but felt something was starting to move, telephone staff warned everybody at Brize, surprisingly really as Cheryl was based in Lossiemouth.
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Sharon knew how to handle both Hecklers and Koch.
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Old 5th Apr 2014, 11:34
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Cheryl & her SMG...(Super Mammory Guns!)
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That's not quite the Guns 'n Roses I thought I ordered from the catalogue.
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Dave said we have the movers and shakers in tonight.
Cheryl said Pick one, I can't do both.
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It was only in post coital bliss did Frank finally realise, to his horror, why Cheryl was nicknamed 'The Praying Mantis'
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10 Big Mac, 12 Double Cheeseburger, 14 Large Fries, 4 Apple Pies, 6 Mc Flurrys....................................oh and a DIET COKE
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Oy Fat Bird......................
Who me ?


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Salman Rushdie was very worried because he heard that he had been placed under a fat-waaf.
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The trauma of her conscious uncoupling from Chris Martin had a profound effect on Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Never sober up, ever, or this is what you'll see.
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Female Newcastle United fans find a new way to appear attractive to their men folk when the latest Government clampdown on binge drinking comes into force
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No, I'm not smiling I'm clenching.
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"Strap a plank across my bum.... I'm going in."
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Yes, I agree totally. Disgraceful.

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Achmed. We're very sorry but there's been a rush on recently so we can't give you the promised 72 virgins however, there is good news....
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