Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

No, I don't have a pistol in my pocket...why do you ask?

[Danny42C]

........Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy. Rich, not gaudy........(sorry, Nick !)

[racedo]

"Join us and you too can be flying Rubber Dog**** out of Hong Kong"

(with apoligies to Top Gun )

[Kiltrash]

Oh My God, says President Putin as Prime Minister Cameron lands to sort out the damm Rushkies in Ukraine



and all because the ladies love Milk Tray.
(Other sweet confectionary items are availabe)

[Kiltrash]

Hostie to Captain, Thank god that pr^^k has gone, he is so far up his own a**e, who does he think he is, ( fill in your own celebrity name)

[sikeano]

I should have gone to Spec Savers

[racedo]

Well Hello London...........
Er Dave its Vegas.........

[Danny42C]

"It's only my First Field Dressing !"

[racedo]

After driving an Easyjet Ferry, Nigel moved to something better, aside from polyester suit.

[TheWizard]

"You should see the selfie I took in the cockpit!"

[NutLoose]

Hello sweetie, I'm Dave and I will be your steward for the flight..

[ShyTorque]

Nutloose's Facebook profile photo......

[Hempy]

"oh, and I used to fly fighters..."

[Buster Hyman]

Hello Ladies. Now look at your Man, now back to me, now back at your Man, now back to me....sadly, he isn't me....

[Wensleydale]

In an attempt to improve the image of its ex-SNCO maritime aircrew, Brian demonstrates their latest flying suit in his company's bid for a contract to provide long range SAR for the UK.

[CoffmanStarter]

Brian undertakes flight trials of the new Acme Gentlemens Athletic Supporter ...

[Dan Gerous]

Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.


(Bee Gee's Stayin Alive)

[EngAl]

"You're so vain I'll bet you think this competition is about you."
PS: How was the eclipse of the sun?


Thanks to Carly Simon

[Danny42C]

....look what happened to Narcissus....

[Kiltrash]

Striding confidently away Nigel's ears were still ringing from the all female crew's post coital cries and gasps of pleasure of ...what a MAN...



,,, and so the Mile High club was born