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Old 7th Dec 2015, 19:31
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Look Mate....had I wanted to wear a Neck Tie I could have joined Eddie Stobart instead of this outfit!
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 19:37
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'You just can't get a decent Toyota Flatbed Truck these days ...'
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 19:39
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Yup we are fighting IS.........
First Luton, then Bradford and then E****d stadium
No IS there but we Arsenal fans
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 19:41
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Boots from UK
Clothes from Primark
Weapons from US
Brains from Spud-u-like
Trucks from Toyota
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 19:44
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Can I say hello to my mum.
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 19:48
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GCHQ have become very adept at intercepting Comms Chat in recent months, although staff turnover is quite high ...
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 19:57
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No chance of Boots on the Ground - I wear sandals.
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 20:45
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"And where are you from, soldier? "
"Ah emm Fronch! Wah doo yew theenk ah haf zees ootrajeous Fronch accengt? "
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 20:57
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I had a really good caption, but by the time I'd scrolled across the screen on my iPad, I'd forgotten it!
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 21:00
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No, I'm not Special Forces...just bloody cold here mate.
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 21:01
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Nah, we're just here to collect a white Hilux from Mosul. Owner is behind on their repayments...
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 21:12
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Yes, I'm playing the Good Fairy in the panto this year, and this is my new kit.
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 21:25
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"No, I won't show you my latest caption competition entry, it's a secret!"
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 21:58
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Look for the last time
"I do not have PPI nor do I want to make a claim"
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 21:59
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No I am not Lord Lucan.
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 22:00
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Great, nobody is taking this seriously.
Kate Adie hasn't arrived.
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 22:02
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"So this is a live feed........ does Russian Air Force have a subscription to the channel because they have just turned towards us."
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 22:09
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Unfortunately, we're stuck here at this crossroad unable to engage the hostile forces.
Is this because of NATO or EU dithering on the matter of supporting the anti Assad forces?
No...our hi vis vests haven't arrived...
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 22:31
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"And for the benefit of our listeners at home, could you tell us about the technology you're holding in your hands?"

"What do you guys who follow the Great Leader around actually write down all day long?"
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Old 7th Dec 2015, 22:53
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The footwear?
Oh that's just to get the enemy thinking that China's now in on the game.
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