Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Too embarrassed to admit but Sergie hides Trumps book of words of wisdom....in a very small cover jacket..

[Kiltrash]

Having obtained a signed first edition of John's new book, he realise the title was not Erect!..Erect!...
Should have gone to Specsavers

[Kiltrash]

The front seater realised his Navigator had been replaced by AI ...when they actually arrived at the right place at the right time

Or

The rear seater realised his Pilot had been replaced by AI when they actually arrived at the right place at the right time

[Dan Gerous]

"Well it's all automated these days, anyone could do it", said the Navs batman.

[sealo0]

Ant & Dec said this was easy!

[cavuman1]

It says right here: Don't push that bu

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

It was a nice sunny day, so I sat under a canopy and read a magazine.

[Wensleydale]

Misfire Drill for aircrew: check for rounds in the magazine...

[artee]

Hi Guys,

Time to get a new one for the weekend. Some terrific entries.

3rd prize (for topicality) to NutLoose withHey Skipper, I have found a lovely little irrigation canal to put her down in, we could spend the afternoon fishing..

2nd prize to SLXOwft with
For full pilot's notes please scan this QR code.

1st prize to cavuman1 with
It says right here: Don't push that bu

The CST will be delivered to you asap, as soon as we can get an F-16 and a nav who doesn't have his head stuck in a magazine

[cavuman1]

G'Day and Good Onya, artee! Thank you for the award. Let's try this one for the weekend:


- Ed

[artee]

And so are gyrocopters borne

[Confusious]

Hey little fella, let's go make some Airbuses.

[treadigraph]

As ULEZ expansion causes gridlock due to permanently parked cars, Mayor Khan provides a novel solution to get people to work...

[treadigraph]

Transport for London bus services will not be travelling through Croydon town centre in future...

[Big Pistons Forever]

ding ding, Next stop Bakhmut

[Kiltrash]

ITV's Loose Women try to explain in Manspeak just how painfull birth is..

[Kiltrash]

...and they wanted £300m for the people mover at Luton

[Kiltrash]

As the final games of the Premier League approach, plans are afoot as to how to get the celebration bus to the correct end of the country in time for the final whistle...

[Kiltrash]

Stalin's Presidential Limmo goes by route 4102 to be there in front of him

[Kiltrash]

Please remove the roof Ariel, it is tickling my gonads