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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 19th May 2023, 15:39
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Too embarrassed to admit but Sergie hides Trumps book of words of wisdom....in a very small cover jacket..
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Old 19th May 2023, 15:42
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Having obtained a signed first edition of John's new book, he realise the title was not Erect!..Erect!...
Should have gone to Specsavers


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Old 19th May 2023, 15:47
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The front seater realised his Navigator had been replaced by AI ...when they actually arrived at the right place at the right time

Or

The rear seater realised his Pilot had been replaced by AI when they actually arrived at the right place at the right time
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Old 19th May 2023, 18:38
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"Well it's all automated these days, anyone could do it", said the Navs batman.
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Old 19th May 2023, 19:26
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Ant & Dec said this was easy!
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Old 19th May 2023, 20:44
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It says right here: Don't push that bu

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Old 19th May 2023, 21:52
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It was a nice sunny day, so I sat under a canopy and read a magazine.
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Old 20th May 2023, 05:57
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Misfire Drill for aircrew: check for rounds in the magazine...
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Old 20th May 2023, 08:21
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Hi Guys,

Time to get a new one for the weekend. Some terrific entries.

3rd prize (for topicality) to NutLoose withHey Skipper, I have found a lovely little irrigation canal to put her down in, we could spend the afternoon fishing..

2nd prize to SLXOwft with
For full pilot's notes please scan this QR code.

1st prize to cavuman1 with
It says right here: Don't push that bu

The CST will be delivered to you asap, as soon as we can get an F-16 and a nav who doesn't have his head stuck in a magazine

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Old 20th May 2023, 14:03
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G'Day and Good Onya, artee! Thank you for the award. Let's try this one for the weekend:


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Old 20th May 2023, 14:07
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And so are gyrocopters borne
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Old 20th May 2023, 14:13
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Hey little fella, let's go make some Airbuses.
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Old 20th May 2023, 14:27
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As ULEZ expansion causes gridlock due to permanently parked cars, Mayor Khan provides a novel solution to get people to work...
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Old 20th May 2023, 14:42
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Transport for London bus services will not be travelling through Croydon town centre in future...
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Old 20th May 2023, 15:29
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ding ding, Next stop Bakhmut
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Old 20th May 2023, 16:14
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ITV's Loose Women try to explain in Manspeak just how painfull birth is..
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Old 20th May 2023, 16:15
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...and they wanted 300m for the people mover at Luton
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Old 20th May 2023, 16:17
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As the final games of the Premier League approach, plans are afoot as to how to get the celebration bus to the correct end of the country in time for the final whistle...
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Old 20th May 2023, 16:19
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Stalin's Presidential Limmo goes by route 4102 to be there in front of him
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Old 20th May 2023, 16:21
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Please remove the roof Ariel, it is tickling my gonads
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