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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd Apr 2023, 00:31
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... And the envelope, please! On the weight of the quality and quantity of his excellent entries, this contest, though potentially void where prohibited by law and with the specification that PPRuNe employees, members, as well as subsidiaries, affiliates, suppliers, advertising and promotion agencies, and employees' immediate family members are ineligible to participate in the contest, goes to...............KILTRASH!

His incomparable entry:"OH NO! The grillemeister, in a hurry to finish cooking his steaks, selected TOGA power. He was sucked into the engine, spun 'round at 35,000 r.p.m., scorched, and ejected at high speed into his solarium, where his wife was finishing a pleasing arrangement of pussy willows and tulips in a Lalique vase.
Not sure just how this brilliant sure fire winning caption came into my mind 😄"

is without parallel in the annals of PPRuNe comedic history! Well Done, KILTY! The floor is yours.

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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 06:17
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Oh gosh....well I thought it was the BEST EVER Caption..
so onwards and upwards ...
Have a go at this ladies and gents, and those who identify as a vegetable...

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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 06:25
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Carol's about to meet her biggest fan...
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 06:31
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To demonstrate the compact size of these new small engines we placed a Barbie doll inside for reference.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 06:32
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The Tech crew of the DC-10 demonstrator voted for Carol to stand in the engine for the photo. "It's amazing how popular one becomes without any knickers on!" she said afterwards.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 06:33
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Frank the FE (2nd from left) was embarrassed to show his watch in case the Captain whipped his out...
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 06:35
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Unfortunately for B-Cal, they had to buy the Demonstrator as well, owing to the fact that Carols heels put holes in the engine cowling!
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 06:44
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Photograph taken just before, Betty was sucked off. (Not the first time smirked the co-pilot).
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 08:29
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"Why do they keep calling me "fod"?
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 09:27
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Hold on crew, turning planet to starboard.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 10:24
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Bcal dispose of excess crews following take over
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And each kilt was secured by a little prick, making pilots redundant.
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Taking a leaf out of the classic film Animal House, each hostess was issued with a pair of disposable gloves.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 10:34
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Suck,squeeze,bang and blow, Bcal ladies are introduced to the technical side of being an Air Hostess.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 10:52
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What do you mean itís dangerous? You could drive a truck through here.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 10:54
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With the Benedictines clinging to ancient gender stereotypes, this was Dana had limited options for taking the cowl.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 12:15
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"Hoskins, clean your ears out - I said I wanted them in a tartan twin set, not a tart in a twin jet...."
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I've got an awful Kiltrash..
That'll be the crabs* love..


*various other living mites available...
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 14:55
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Prince Philip sneeks into the photocall.
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Old 3rd Apr 2023, 14:55
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Oh! It reminds you of The Birth of Venus! I thought for a minute there you said something else...
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