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Old 5th Apr 2023, 19:13
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Is the climate hot in your country??
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Old 5th Apr 2023, 19:14
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Bit boring init? having a National Flag designed by a slide rule..
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Old 5th Apr 2023, 19:17
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Appears my Presidential Food Taster has passed away, got any sealed bottles of Vodka for me please...
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Old 5th Apr 2023, 19:31
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For some reason neither of us got invited to ' The ' Coronation....wonder why..
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Old 5th Apr 2023, 19:49
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So are we the capcom pic or what?
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Old 5th Apr 2023, 22:13
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I’m not supposed to tell anyone, but I’m not actually Putin.

That’s okay. This isn’t actually the competition photo.
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 00:17
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"I understand why you look startled, there's a bloody huge knife in your back!"
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 02:30
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Psssst, got any spare tanks.......and heavy artillery, .........and helicopters, ...........and...............
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 02:37
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"No, no. I'm not leaning in to talk to you. I'm just letting one rip in Macrons direction..."
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 05:33
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Some of these got me guffawing. Will tie this one off in a few hours.
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 05:36
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I wouldn't drink that if I was you...
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 07:32
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Yes I have banned all my Military from voting in the Russian Elections. In case they feel aggrieved with me...anyhow I have already voted for them...
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 07:33
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Can you pass the salt,
Ah that's why they call you a little short arsed armed man..
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 07:38
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Wonder why Bear Grylls has not featured me in the great outdoors in his new series, I could show him a thing or two...
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 07:57
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"It was supposed to be in Salisbury Rhodesia!!!"
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 07:59
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Am just popping out, I might be some time....( Capt Oats )
or
Think I'll just pop down to the beach...( Reggie Perrin )
Or
Am just going up in deck by the moonlight..( Rupert Murdoch )
Or
Is that my wife comming home?..(Lord Lucan )

Other unexplained deaths are available
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 08:07
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Headbutt captured on camera.
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 08:07
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"I call this a Liverpool Kiss"
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 09:48
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"Don't drink that water as it was meant for Biden."
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 09:52
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Sorry for the prodding then....but last time one of my men sat next to a head and shoulders he got a nasty surprise!
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